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SO MY BROTHER WAS WALKING HOME FROM HIS WORK

AND UH

HE FOUND THIS FUCKER IN A PARKADE

The Wheatley from the silly fanfic idea of mine. We love our boy 💕💕💕

“SCIENCE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH SCIENCE I'VE MADE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE APERTURE SCIENCE ENRICHMENT FACILITY. IF THE WORD TEST WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SCIENCE I AM MAKING AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. TEST. TEST.”

omg we’re neighbors:)

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all hail grass lad

Uh

This is my freak slash fan oc the grass lad. I made him because I was up too late delirious and watched way too many freak fortress videos. He is a demoman but only from his shoulders up sticks out of the ground. His feet also stick out of the ground in front of him as you can see. I don’t remember why I put an inverted scrumpy bottle on his head.

The grass lad can move through the ground from place to place. This includes across wooden floors or concrete, or up a flight of stairs, as long as there is a ground for him to be in. No matter what kind of ground he is in there is always grass around him because he is the grass lad.

Also his legs are extendable up to like 10 m and can bend in all the directions. This allows him to do things like hold a can of soup or kick you.

I don’t know why I created grass lad. All I know is that grass lad is. Thank you for coming to my grass talk.

can I have one. I will be safe and responsible with it.

....but.... why?

Woah The portal tag’s lookin dry again so here’s the Chell from that AU I mentioned except it’s somehow worse than the Wheatley one and I used the wrong orange for Chell’s jacket

Crappy animation I threw together

I myself don’t think of Atlas and P-body as siblings but I respect people who do because the concept is really funny