Expect An Essay On "the Library At The Very Bottom Of This Place" By The Narcissist Cookbook Fairly Soon

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Curate everything.

Curate your hygiene routine, curate your clothing items, curate your home, curate your habits, curate your nutrition, curate your environment, curate your circles, curate you socials, curate the content you consume, curate your social skills, curate your financial situation, curate your emotions, curate the version of you that shows up in public, curate your hobbies, curate your knowledge.

Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

friendly reminder that acrylic paint can used on fabirc just fine if you heat set it with an iron or dryer right after its dry :]

friendly reminder that is it always appropriate to punch a nazi!! (and i encourage you to do so if it wont get you killed because activism is better whenever the activists are breathing)

the problem with life right now is that i want to keep my morals while not being myopic and i think everyone struggles with that. i want to be open minded because i genuinely believe that being stagnant is the worst that someone can be but i have a really hard time distinguishing my basis of belief versus the things ive accepted to be true because ive been around them for so long you know. its a struggle. anyways fuck yellow journalism and i love you

little rant under the cut about mental illnesses and people being dumb

one of my least favourite things in the world is people who use mental illnesses as insults. "i dont like them so theyre a narcissist" is one, not a thing, two, not an insult. thats a personality disorder, not something to be used to hurt someones feelings. same thing as using gay as an insult but, for some reason, significantly more socially acceptable. being narcissistic, bipolar, schizophrenic, or anything of the sort is not an insult, its just putting down people who are mentally ill. genuinely it just infuriates me.

what about alfred though

Imagine having living grandparents

my personal go to when my mom tries to pull the "i never did that! that never happened! that only happened once!" move is iust to say "okay momma :]" as if i were talking to an old woman who thinks ww1 is ongoing and her husband has just been captured by the japanese

as much as i love tim drake and he is my favourite and i find him relatable he has literally never had a good solo costume. condom head 2009 haunts me and the rest of them are just mediocre (except for new 52 teen titans which is good but also eh)