Enid : Hey Willa? Have You Seen My Red Duffel Bag?

My lil cousin and I watched some Wednesday tiktok compilations yesterday, then the damn kid went ahead and challenged me to do a Wenclair photo booth inspired art in 30 minutes, with full colour. Apparently he thinks they look cool together😃

I hate him and I love him for that🥹

ps he’s 8 so he has no idea about the LGBTQ community, or homophobia or anything really, so he treats straight and queer relationships the same way. If he likes the characters he likes it, if he doesn’t he doesn’t.

Whenever we see an lgbtq couple on cartoons or series he won’t even question it, one time he even said and I quote : “Some kid shamed Luz and Amity from the Owl House yesterday because they kissed. I asked her what was wrong with that and she started crying after she realized she couldn’t answer my question.” Gosh my kid is growing up🥹🥹🥹

Enid, hiding in Yoko's room : - and I just can't believe she would do that to me!

Yoko, tired af cuz Enid has been complaining for the past hour : Okay, so, let me get this straight-I mean gay-anyway! You are mad at Wednesday... Because of what, exactly?

Enid : I literally just said why, like, a few seconds ago! Are you even paying attention?!

Divina, who hoped to have a normal evening with her vampire gf : Yeah, you did, but... Why?

Enid : Guys this isn't funny! I don't know what to do!

Random guy in suit that has been chasing Enid for the past hours : Mrs Addams, please, I just need you to sign these two files and then I'll leave!

Enid : For the last time, I won't be signing anything, I am too young to lead a multimillionaire corporation! I don't even know where I left my sweater this morning!

Wednesday, pushing the guy away and stopping before Enid, heaving breaths, desperate: Mon cœur, I apologize for doing this without notifying you earlier, but I was hoping to surprise you!

Enid : Willa, no. That's enough out of you, I told you we will sleep separately until I say otherwise. Now go.

Wednesday, on the verge of tears : But-! Ma lumiere-!

Enid : Wednesday Friday Addams, you better get your ass out of here, take this Fred guy with you and figure out a way out of this! End of discussion!

Wednesday, turning to Yoko with a murderous gaze : You! You are the cause of this!

Yoko : Hey- WOAH WAS THAT A FUCKING KNIFE?! HOW AM I AT FAULT HERE?!

Wednesday : You advised me to surprise Enid with Netflix, because she wanted her own but her mother wouldn't let her!

Yoko : WHEN I SAID NETFLIX, I DIDN'T MEAN THE FUCKING COMPANY ADDAMS! I MEANT AN ACCOUNT!

Wednesday : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

Divina : Enid, please tell your fiancee not to kill my girlfriend. She obviously didn't mean to overstep, Wednesday had the best intentions in mind.

Enid : Honestly, I didn't even consider that Willa might not know how Netflix works. I am not mad at her anymore. But Yoko made fun of my eating habits yesterday. I'll let her sweat a little...

Divina : God, you even sound like an Addams now... Mischief suits you wolfie.

Enid : Aww, thanks bestie!

Wednesday chasing Yoko while throwing knives in the background.

The Fred guy, whose actual name is Christopher : WILL SOMEONE SIGN THE GODDAMN PAPERS ALREADY?!

…….

This f*cking thing is psychic or smt? How the hell did it know I have a Wednesday obsession, specifically being a sucker for Wenclair?

Christmas Miracles-> Wednesday smiles and kisses Enid under the mistletoe

Endearments-> Mon chiot. Mon soleil. Mon amour. Cara mia. Querida. Need I say more?

Thoughts projection-> Wenclair angst, maybe Enid insecure about her scars and takes it out on Wednesday? Then Wednesday gets mad cause Enid said something really hurtful? Of course, comfort at the end🥹

Wolfing Out-> Enid.

no, really, just Enid.

JUST ENID GETTING FUCKED BY WEDNESDAY DURING HEAT THAT IS😂😂🥵

And finally (cue drumroll plz)

Deal with a Devil-> Metaphorically speaking, Wednesday might as well be a devil. A devil in bed😉 Smut, orgasm denial and edging, leading to begging and an unbroken promise of keeping the KPop volume down during writing hours. If you know, you know.

curious about what's in store for you for 2023? :D

let AO3 decide!

(this is a random generator that will give you four (4) ao3 tags, so you know, warnings for what that usually entails)

I made a …..thing🤷🏻‍♀️

Me customising my Revolut card with Wenclair art and the ship name to make sure everyone who knows gets it?

More likely than you think😁

Writing a wenclair story while listening to Livin' in a World Without You is selfcare. End of discussion.

Enid : Is pink panther a lion?

Wednesday : My love... Say that again, but slower.

Enid : ...I don't get it?

Wednesday : He is the pink panther.

Enid : Okay, but is he a lion though?

Wednesday : Enid. My heart. Light of my life. My sweet angel. He is a panther.

Enid : Is that a kind of lion?

Wednesday : No, mon cœur, it's a panther. Not a lion. Different animals entirely.

Enid : I just googled it. They are not pink?

Wednesday, on her last bit of sanity : And lions are?!

Wednesday : *is throwing stones at Enid and hers balcony window*

Enid : *opening it, looking exasperated and tired*

Enid : You have a phone for a reason, Willa!

*THUD*

Enid : DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT OUR WINDOW?!

Enid : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Wednesday : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Enid : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Yoko, on a walkie talkie: This is Yoko, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Divina : You mean fucking around, right?

Yoko : I know what I said.

Kidnapper : I have your girlfriend.

Enid : What? I don't have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper : Then who just called me a an incompetent overachieving disgrace to kidnapping and spit in my face?

Enid : Oh my god, you have Wednesday…. That’s my fucking wife fyi, rip to y-

Kidnapper : *incoherent screaming and a chainsaw sound in the distance*

Enid : ….Welp, that’s life :3

Enid : Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Wednesday : ...

Wednesday : Mon cœur please, this is the fifth time you've asked me this, it is 3am, go back to sleep.

Enid : [looking up from her phone] Hey, did you hear about the rumour that we might be gay?

Wednesday : Might be?

Enid : Yeah, they're doubting it! Can you believe that?

Wenclair ✨SUPREMACY✨

Mind you, I am NOT shitting on other ships or anything. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and we have to respect it. However…. Just look at the number of the works on each relationship tag….

I mean, cool for them? 245 is a good number, I’m actually thrilled there wasn’t more. I certainly was expecting more. A pleasant surprise.

….. I am not surprised, the fan base of those two isn’t well developed yet and their interactions were certainly one sided so…. Kinda feel sorry for them, might have something to do with the pity I have for Xavier.🤷🏻‍♀️

Nothing to say, only one word.

Proud🥹

WENCLAIR SUPREMACY!!!!!🏳️‍🌈

And they question the Wenclair shippers and say we are a minority.

BITCH WHERE?!?!

Hello wonderful people of Tumblr.

I am in desperate need of your help.

I have been searching for this Wenclair fic for the past 2 days, unable to find anything.

It's in AO3, and by what I can remember, Enid pranks Wednesday because she was tired of the goth always having the upper hand on her. So she enlists all of Nevermore's help, even Eugene which is surprising since he practically swears by the 'Hive Code'. Enid is hiding while everyone in school acts as if she has never existed. So Wednesday slowly starts turning mad, believing that Enid was simply an illusion, eventually giving up and isolating herself, aka being sad girl tm. Enid feels bad as she reappears, and Weds doesn't believe her at first, saying something among the lines 'Are you here to torture me? Taking the image of someone I loved, who turned out to be an illusion to cope with my loneliness' and stuff like that.

For the love of everything that is holy and unholy, help me people.

SOLVEDDDDDDDD :D

MAD RESPECT TO @ao-terra FOR HELPING ME FIND THE EXACT FIC TITLE NAME AND AUTHOR!!! YOU RULE MATE!!!!

Google Docs

We’re All Mad Here

We’re All Mad Here Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: F/F Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022)

Update!!

I also put in the first part of the series in the docs, so the file’s name now is Prank wars and it has both fics one after the other. If someone has trouble opening the file, dm me.

Just goin for a ride~

Wednesday riding a motorcycle is kind of my *jam*, y’know? She takes after her uncle Fester that way. Enid’s just tagging along, she loves her gf in leather (wink wink)