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they are, in fact, autistic

I mean sure

PLEASE tell me you have a british or southern accent 💔

A bit of a French accent but I hide it CAUSE ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT!!!!

I have a theory that during Vat7k, Varian didn't go by his real name for a while, but rather Vee or Var. Mostly because if he were to use his real name, he would've been detained (y'know, from the whole coup d'etat and terrorism). I think that Nuru, Hugo, and Yong would've known his real name, but just thought he preferred to be called a nickname.

Idk :3

HOW

PLEASE tell me you have a british or southern accent 💔

A bit of a French accent but I hide it CAUSE ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT!!!!

British Hugo exists in my nightmares

PLEASE tell me you have a british or southern accent 💔

A bit of a French accent but I hide it CAUSE ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT!!!!

I still REALLY need to read it (I'll get around to it eventually)

okay guys i’m gonna read the silent opera

THIS

Genuinely so tired of people wanting vat7k to be real

Just enjoy fan to fan media dude

Nothing good will come from Disney in this time line

Buddy we ALL know Varian can cook better than you

Stop lying Hugo we all know you can't cook for shit

Um, okay?! I'm the best cook outta all of us thank you very much! I could go on and on about all the amazing things I've made for the gang outta the kindness of my heart but I have better stuff to be doing, AND (fuck I can't belive I'm pulling this card-)

Im FRENCH

Blonde bitch out!!! 🏳️‍🌈💅✨️🖕

Why are you so cool

Wait- I'm cool? Really?!

I just know I'll listen to it and then add it to my list of animatics straight after

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Only Us from Dear Evan Hansen but Hugarian. Listen listen listen listen listen listen liste

IT’S THEM. TRUST.

Honestly just just just DEH is so Hugo-coded look I’m very normal I PROMISE I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM

Why am I considering implying this in my fic

you could never let me be in charge of creating vat7k because i'd have 100 gecs playing with a montage of the gang spying on hugo in an underground strip club (varian got suspicious of why hugo disappears for days at a time and of course this is the one time hugo isn't in cahoots with donnie) (hugo's actively stealing jewelry off of people while getting laid) (varian never asked where hugo went during his free time again but he thinks about it every single day)

I just read this it was absolutely amazing

never underestimate the power of positive feedback on an ao3 author.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65079025

fanfic complete

I feel like I said the exact opposite so I'm very confused rn

tag game :3

no pressure tags:

@pirulated @kylebroskiflovski @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @laurens-on-your-side @18th-century-bitch @whimsyfullyloaded @robojosh4444 @ouiouixmonami @purevanillacookies-therapist @almaprincess66 @doodle-bug-nightmares @geo-rosey @half-eaten-baguetteee @kwilooo @lil-gae-disaster @ceo-of-lams @binch-i-might-be

lmk if you would prefer not to be tagged in the future :3

How tf does this even happen

I have just freshly posted a fanfic and somehow it has 0 hits but 1 kudos?? How???

just for clarification:

disliking parts of the way rapunzel’s character was handled in the show =/= disliking her.

movie!rapunzel means a lot to me personally, and i absolutely adore some aspects of her character in the show. i think she’s loving, creative, funny, intelligent, and she tries her best to help the people around her.

if i have a critique with her in the show, it’s because i believe that isn’t how she’d behave as someone who went through the events of the movie. or maybe i look at how she acts for one episode of the show, compare it to the foundation they’ve established in an earlier episode, and find that they contrast one another. my criticisms are for the inconsistent or out-of-character writing, not for rapunzel herself. i understand she has flaws; i just wish they were addressed properly and that she didn’t always have to be in the right.

you’re welcome to reblog this if you feel the same way.

disliking parts of the way rapunzel’s character was handled in the show =/= disliking rapunzel.

This is just making me want to write a fic abt Hugo's backstory but I gotta wait until I finish the rest of Vat7k which will be like two different fics 🥲

Random idea that's been living in my head rent free and I needed to yap about it even a little: Hugo doesn't have wanted posters. Like at all. Donella made sure to get rid of all of them because dealing with her employee/son being wanted in like a million towns and kingdoms and whatever would just be a hassle. Donella did keep at least one of them, maybe Hugo's very first since he started working for her. So if in one of the trials (maybe the iron trial) Varian finds Hugo's wanted poster in Donella's base... I really wanna figure out what would happen

Random idea that's been living in my head rent free and I needed to yap about it even a little: Hugo doesn't have wanted posters. Like at all. Donella made sure to get rid of all of them because dealing with her employee/son being wanted in like a million towns and kingdoms and whatever would just be a hassle. Donella did keep at least one of them, maybe Hugo's very first since he started working for her. So if in one of the trials (maybe the iron trial) Varian finds Hugo's wanted poster in Donella's base... I really wanna figure out what would happen

Hugo in just a towel 😍🙏🙏🙏

⬇️

Putting this in my fic now thank you

Vat7k au where everything is pretty much the same except for the fact that Yong can break the fourth wall and uses this ability to fuck with both us and the rest of the team. The kid has near death experiences on a daily basis thanks to his fireworks and he's still completely fine. He thought he had this sick plot armor cuz he was the prostagonist...at least until he met Varian and realized his ability to see God and laugh at his face didn't come with the role of main character

I shall not, will not, tire of seeing people cheer over the live action Tangled being put on pause. 😎

Like to kill the movie entirely, reblog to kill Disney's live action remakes altogether.

Okay, yeah, I'm using most of these for my Vat7k series. Thank you!!

Okay so I know he's out Vat7k exclusive but he is in team radical so what are your Varian headcanons??

YAYYY VARIAN MY BELOVED

Used to love when it snowed because it meant he got to go sledding with his dad, but then he developed an intense fear/hatred of snow because of the events during queen for a day

First reaction was to not trust Nuru because of how much she reminds him of Rapunzel. Even though the two of them had mostly mended things at that point, there was still a part of him deep down that blamed Raps and expected Nuru to betray the rest of the team for her kingdom

Had to put up a sign declaring his lab an “anti-Eugene” zone due to how often Eugene just barges in without warning. When it didn’t work, Varian changed it to say “Anti-Horace” just to piss him off

Keira and Catalina were his first friends that were actually around his age

Calls Hugo “pretty boy” as an insult (backfires cuz Hugo thinks they’re flirting)

Thrives in warm/hot weather but the moment the temperature drops, Varian refuses to go outside and wears thick clothing until it’s spring/summer again

He’s a snob about produce due to his dad being a farmer, and it’s a nightmare to go food shopping with him. What’s supposed to take an hour at most turns into an entire afternoon wasted at the market because the tomatoes are too soft or the apples aren’t the right color or the celery doesn’t snap right. Hugo, who grew up eating whatever he could get his hands on, has to physically restrain himself from strangling Varian

He had freckles everywhere

Exchanges letters with Rapunzel throughout his journey as a way of mending their relationship further (they both still feel super guilty about everything that happened and blame themselves) so no matter how far Varian travels, he’ll always have someone from home to guide him

Doodles Team Radical in the margins of his journal when he’s bored (caught himself making a very detailed sketch of Hugo’s face and was shamed of himself for days)

Inconsistent sleep schedule due to nightmares, which often leads to him sitting outside by thr campfire late at night. Because of this, he and Hugo are alone together a lot of the time because Hugo is usually the last of the team to go to bed

Insane sweet tooth, genuinely can’t get through the day without consuming something sweet

First to see Hugo with his hair down and was a flustered mess about it for hours after

Hugo was the first one he told about his past as the Alchemist

Has the Saporian emblem on his body somewhere (either tattooed or branded idk) because everyone in that group has it as a way to pledge their loyalty

Slight country accent that surfaces only when he’s really fired up (you can pry this hc from my cold dead hands cuz I think it’s so funny that he becomes a cowboy when he’s angry)

“Accidentally” leaves too traps in the castle halls where he knows Nigel and/or Frederick will be walking

Forgets to eat all the time. People will remind him, but he’ll just wave it off and forget until someone shoves a ham sandwich in his face and threatens to reorganize his beaker drawer

Despises coffee and makes fun of Eugene for drinking an “old man” drink, but he will drink it if he’s pulling an all nighter and is desperate for something to keep him awake

Realized he was bisexual at some point during the journey. I feel like he wouldn’t care about romance after becoming royal engineer and getting over his crush on Cassandra, so it wouldn’t really occur to him that he likes both guys and girls until he’s on the road with too much time to think

Tries to emulate his dad when taking charge of the group cuz even away from home, he looks up to his dad

Wrist scars from the handcuffs during his prison era, whether they’re prominent or barely visible

Left-handed. Why? I dunno, it just makes sense to me

Hot chocolate snob. He’ll drink almost all kinds of hot chocolate, but he has a preference for the high quality stuff they keep in the castle and can tell the difference between different kinds (judges people who make it with water instead of milk)

When he’s in a particularly sour mood, he’ll shut off all the hot water in Corona just to be petty (usually does it when Frederick pisses him off)

Yong called him his brother once and he didn’t stop crying for an hour

Makes fun of Hugo for not knowing how to swim until Varian has to save him from drowning in the water trial

Gets offended when people call Ruddiger fat or say he’s overweight (he’s basically a bowling ball that waddles around the castle but Varian isn’t ready for that conversation yet)

Refuses to let people take care of him when he’s sick because they “have better things to do”

Hugo is the only one he will voluntarily share a lab space with. Anyone else and he’d sooner throw himself out a window

I have so much more but this is definitely long enough jansosiwbsoishwnsksoaisj I love him

Thank you for the ask <333

Uh, OUCH??? I love this headcanon so much!

More Vat7k Headcannons.

I really love Hugo headcannons. I also really love the idea of Hus cyborg arm/left side of body that I've talked about before. So, without further ado, I give you another terrifying and sad headcannon for Hugo. Because what character doesn't need more trauma?

So, like I said before, Donella saved Hugo from the streets when he was a kid because he got run over by a chariot. Now his whole left shoulder, arm, most of his leg and part of his hip are all cybernetic. But she can also control him. Whenever he wears (she forces him to wear) this cool mask thing that covers his nose, mouth, jaw and chin she can control him cybernetically. It's really horrible for him and he's basically stuck in his own mind. Just watching the horrors of what his body is doing play out. In the library, Varian is being possessed by Ulla and Donella is attacking Hugo. Eventually she gets the mask on Hugo and he goes all creepy serial killer on them. Ulla/Varian fights him and Ulla/Varian knocks him to the ground but is unable to get the mask off. Hugo fights against Donella's control and wins. Taking back control of his body and using his 'upgrades' to his advantage. Ulla/Varian is thrown to the wall and then attacks. Hugo is outnumbered and outmatched but then Nuru and Yong step in to help. Yada yada yada, epic battle commences. Nuru and Yong take on Ulla/Varian and Hugo, bloody bleeding and beaten, takes down Donella and collapses. With Donella gone Ulla is free and leaves the library. Varian falls to the ground but sees Hugo who's bleeding out and dying. Yong and Nuru blast their way through rubble to save Hugo. Varian helps Hugo sit up and gives him some magicky alchemical mixture. Hugo and Varian kiss. Nuru and Yong fangirl. Ta da. A horribly written story/headcannon. Hope you liked it.

-MoonMothELF

#vat7k#varian and the 7 kingdoms#hugo rottewange👓#i love them#varian ruddiger🔬#Nuru🌌#Yong💣💥#Headcannons#I have no ide

Mini VAT7K Drabble

“Sure they both look like they’ve worked outside, but Varian could just as easily be the son of— that guy!” His arm flew outward toward the first person he saw from the window: an old, scraggly bearded man barely a meter tall and leaning heavily on a goat. Yong gave him a flat look. “Okay bad example, but still!”

Hugo had yet to make it past the mental hurdle of Quirin fathering Varian, which in all fairness, Yong and Nuru were very perplexed by too, but they weren’t the ones having a tantrum over it. Nuru had begun to tune their friend out around ten minutes ago to start scribbling out long, complex equations only to solve them a moment later. Yong, Hugo, and Nuru were brought into Varian’s childhood home to spend the night before completing the final trial and opening the Eternal Library. Quirin had been delighted to welcome Varian’s friends, ushering them in without even a brief assessment of their characters. Varian had looked deeply embarrassed when Hugo asked, admitting that he wasn’t known for making friends, let alone ones his age. Not long after they were settled in the guest bedroom, Quirin had called his son down to help prepare a meal with him, leaving the three friends to muse on the genetic gymnastics that occurred to bring about Varian.

“Maybe he gets it from his mom?” Yong pondered aloud. He withdrew a comb that Hugo didn’t know Yong owned and started to rake it through the burned ends of his hair. They were all a mess. A year on the road had not been kind on their appearances. Hugo was ashamed to say that he hadn’t kept up with his usually close shave along the sides and back of his scalp, allowing the hair there to grow and give him a fluffier look. Most of his clothes had holes in them or stained with some chemical or other. Being Yong’s assistant certainly didn’t help with the smell of gunpowder or the charred nature of his sleeves.

But Nuru was probably the messiest of them all. Her title as Princess was as reflective as her shoes. That is to say, not at all. She had taken up the mantle of navigator with an enthusiasm Hugo hadn’t expected, and she trudged through muck and high water to get them to each trial. A flashback to her waving her sword at a sneezeweazel and the subsequent chase through thorny bramble to get away left their sleeves torn and skin razed made Hugo cringe. The only things Nuru ever managed to keep tidy were her star maps—rest in peace to her skirt of constellations—and her sword. Although she used it frequently to cut through foliage on their journey, Nuru kept her whetstone close and sharpened her blade every night. Even her poor telescope wasn’t kept in as good a condition as her weapon, once using it as a makeshift club to bludgeon a bandit on the road.

Yong, ironically, had most of his things intact. Although that probably wasn’t a testament to how well Yong managed his stuff and more how much Varian kept Yong’s belongings safe for him. Far too often, Varian would be launching forward from his place around the campfire to sweep Yong’s backpack of explosives away from the flames. In fact, Hugo was confident that all of the bags hitched to Prometheus belonged to the pyromaniac. That isn’t to say that Yong made it through their adventures scott-free. When the bounty hunters hired by Yong’s parents caught up to them, Yong had gone a bit off the deep end, tying all of his available fireworks together and nearly blowing the men’s’ heads off. Standing behind an explosion like that turned nearly off of Yong into a pile of ash. He was covered in burns and his eardrums didn’t stop ringing for several hours after. And yet at the end of it all, Varian had pulled the teenager aside with a fresh set of clothes and a pair of flame retardant gloves for Yong to wear.

And speaking of Varian. Easily the clumsiest of the group, Varian was coated head to toe in grime. Even as he fussed over the safety of his friends, or maybe because he worried over them, Varian would fall into the most trouble. Be it from Hugo purposely antagonizing some stranger on the road, Nuru not looking away from the stars long enough to see the sudden dip of the hill she was walking towards, or Yong tampering with one of Hugo’s stink bombs to make them spark, Varian did his best to take the blow. It was annoying. Hugo definitely deserved to be the one with a bucket of muddy water thrown at his face, and it would have been really funny to watch Nuru trip and tumble over the slope, and god did Hugo wish he saw Yong receive his comeuppance when a stray bomb tumbled from his mischievous grip, but Varian had already thrown himself over Yong and stank to high heaven for three days.

While the guy had objectively gotten worse in terms of appearances, Hugo couldn’t seem to choke down the butterflies that emerged when Varian’s dirt covered face appeared and twisted into a grin from the doorway. A pair of cooking mitts the only non-road trodden thing about him now.

“Dinner’s ready!” He cheered, spinning back out and toward the stairs. Hugo spared himself one last look, sighed, and followed after.

My bookmark is giving princess Nuru

i have the slightest theory that varian and the seven kingndoms could become real but im probably delusional

and my evidence?

these😭😭😭

because idk why but it feels a LITTLE ODD for jeremy to drop a tts varian and cass signing randomly but AGAIN, I COULD BE DELUSIONAL so dont take this too seriously im just a man

(the second pic isnt very specific but its jeremy jordan and others posting about an upcoming varian and cass signing on insta)

i have the slightest theory that varian and the seven kingndoms could become real but im probably delusional

and my evidence?

these😭😭😭

because idk why but it feels a LITTLE ODD for jeremy to drop a tts varian and cass signing randomly but AGAIN, I COULD BE DELUSIONAL so dont take this too seriously im just a man

(the second pic isnt very specific but its jeremy jordan and others posting about an upcoming varian and cass signing on insta)

sometimes you gotta write a full-on ghost story reducing the 14-year-old antagonist of the first season of that dumb tangled spin-off show to a vengeful cryptid, because that’s what everyone saw him as

and make said story told by a princess whose state of nonexistence is even more severe than the other fictional Disney princesses

while sitting around a campfire with a well-intentioned 12-year-old pyromaniac, a thief who’s going to betray them, and the exact murderous cryptid she’s unknowingly weaving her tale about.

it’s gonna be called “fear is the heart of love”, and if i ever finish it, i’m inflicting the ao3 link upon you.

Omg I love this art! Wish I had some good Vat7k art to post lol, also Nuru looks good imo

Stupid doodle I'm too scared to color

(Her shirt says what the fuck btw, didn't realize how light that was lol. Also, Nuru I am so sorry I did you so dirty my girl I PROMISE I will get better at drawing you one day)

So yeah. They're stupid and silly and gay and Nuru is dying in the corner (also give me drawing requests + poses you'd like me to VAT7Kafi because I'm bored and I PROMISE I'll always get them done at some point lol)

-ImMadAtDisney <3