The Gay River Is A National Landmark, Thank You Very Much.

So he's Steven Universe?

Yong headcanons and thoughts!!! If I may!!

YONG my PRECIOUS

-he has a lot of running jokes with himself. this comes from being overlooked a lot as a kid (you have to be your own source of entertainment when people don’t want to play with you), but it eventually just became part of his nature. these running jokes include making the most diabolically sexual comments and then blinking innocently when the rest of the group whirls around to look at him. “what? does that mean something?” they are his puppets and he is their master.

-he gets eczema sometimes. varian made some olay-worthy lotion for him.

-very musically talented! hand him any instrument and he’ll make a little ditty within a couple minutes.

-he thinks varian’s the coolest, hugo is the most suave, and nuru is the most wise. then he witnesses varian spend five minutes trying to extricate his boot from a hole it got stuck in without realizing that he can use his chemicals. and then he sees hugo go bright red when varian gets fed up and scoops him off the ground, slinging him over his shoulder. then he watches nuru realize she was holding her map upside down for the last forty minutes and discreetly adjust it. then he comes to the conclusion that he, yong, is the team leader.

-certified bug lover. he will pick up a cicada and present it to hugo, who will yelp and smack it out of his hand. this cycle will repeat with more and more frightening bugs. yong is using his innocent face, but he revels in hugo’s terror.

-one of the proudest days of his life was when he made a joke that had the other three in hysterics, even hugo.

-his main love language is quality time, then words of affirmation :D

Me personally, I only really consider the version of Vat7k I made in my head using both mine and a ton of other people's headcanons and ideas. Planning on writing it someday soon

I personally think Disney can suck it, it’s canon to me <3333

He's our beautiful princess with a disorder ☺️

WHY IS HUGO SO FUCKING UGLY.

Team radical goes to the spire and meets Calliope and it's just a contest to see who can out "uhm actually" the other

Redrawing last year's sketch ★

Obviously Donella and Cyrus are the two main people Hugo worked with, basically being his family, but I feel like some other soldiers would be pretty good friends with Hugo and they alongside sometimes Cyrus (though he's got a bit more of an important job than regular soldiers) would teach Hugo things Donella couldn't if she was to busy, like how to cook or sew

Not saying Donella wouldn't do this, but I can imagine her being at least a little neglectful of Hugo, and some soldiers might take pity on him

Varigo

How tf does this even happen

I have just freshly posted a fanfic and somehow it has 0 hits but 1 kudos?? How???

TAKING INSPO OMG

This is Ulla's journal to me

I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.