I Wrote My First Fanfic If You Wanted To Read. There’s Not Really A Plot. Just A Lot Of Jegulus Flirting.

I feel like we’ve settled on who of the marauders era characters are swifties but now is the time for the real question: Who of those bitches are barbs???

It’s not necessarily fan behavior because it could have been that when he was younger but then slowly turned into research over the years, keeping track of him but no longer idolizing him.

We don’t know what his mind set was at the end of his life and even if it was definite in canon, does it really matter?

I mean, it’s the same thing with jegulus, just because it isn’t canon doesn’t mean it couldn’t have happened.

But I’m tired of having this argument about what’s realistic according to canon because I just don’t care. It’s literally a kids book, let it be subjective and let it rest.

Let’s move on to more fun discussions because this one is just exhausting.

No hate to either of you im just tired of seeing the same thing over and over again.

girly u do realize regulus betrayed voldemort, right? how is he a voldemort fan boy... and about jegulus, honestly they would make a good couple. you're just boring.

Yes, he betrayed Voldemort because of Kreacher, not James. And his betrayal doesn't mean he never had Voldemort clippings on his bedroom walls, you know, literal fanboy behaviour. Jegulus is a stupid ship that strays far too much from canon for my tastes, but people can enjoy it if they want and if their version of Regulus is the exact opposite of his canon version.

That will not get you a kiss nor a slap.

That will get you a verbal affirmation that you are very good looking and I appreciate you in my life😘

If one of my bookmarked fics updates in the next 24 hours I will kiss the author on the mouth, very passionately.

This is not a threat, but a promise.

Can someone write a jegulus summer camp au, please?

I literally don’t care what the dynamic or plot is I just really want it but don’t want to write it.

Like I just want summer, camp, truth or dare, cherry coke, bike trails, awkward teenager kinda vibez u know?

So I’ve been thinking

Quidditch car wash fundraiser

I don’t know why they would ever need the money or why they would wash muggle technology for it. But just ignore that.

The school would never allow them to be sexy because they are c h i l d r e n, but you know James and Sirius would be constantly wiping their brows with their shirts just to show off their abs.

Remus and Peter would handle the money but then Sirius and James would convince them to participate too. (Sirius just wanted to see Remus’ muscles at work)

All the house teams would have to do it which causes a lot of problems. They would constantly be spraying water at each other, throwing rags and sponges, fighting over the music, and too many people would end up with soap in their eyes.

All the pure bloods (regulus) would be terrified of touching a muggle device that’s “sure to explode at any moment”. Regulus would end up getting put on money duty. Since he doesn’t know how muggle money works people severely under pay. He was also incredibly distracted by the show the practically shirtless James was putting on.

The minute the last car was washed James and Sirius would take off their shirts just to show off. Remus and Regulus had a cardiac arrest at that point.

It would pretty much just be a shit show and they would never raise enough money. And everyone got to watch them all waddle back into the castle soaked head to toe looking like drowned rats.

My ‘song that scream Regulus Black’ post made me realize that Regulus Black would’ve been OBSESSED with Twenty-one Pilots.

And I find that very funny and very sad.

Sorry if you don’t like sad jegulus. I like it more when Reg survives and there’s awkward jegulily moments.

My jegulus breakup:

Regulus gets the mark. He knows that he has to break up with James now, he can’t keep telling himself he deserves to be with him.

James is confused, they were doing just fine. Sure, Reg had been distant for a few weeks but his kisses carried the same passion as before. Was he the problem? Was he not good enough?(Let’s be real here James would blame himself) James demands to know why but Reg just keeps telling him they can’t be together. “I thought you loved me. What happened?” James asks through his tears.

Reg freezes. Of course he loved him, how could you not love James Potter? The problem is that he didn’t want James to love the waste of space he is.

He is desperate to have James’ love. It’s the only love that didn’t take more than he could give.

He needs James’ love. Craves it. Done what he could to be worth it.

But he doesn’t want it. It hurts too much. It hurts having to disappoint another person who means everything to him. It hurts having to show him the mark. To watch his face change. To see his eyes fill with betrayal. To have him straighten his stance and walk away.

Regulus can’t let James leave not knowing. “I do love you”.

James looks at him for a moment and says “I guess it just wasn’t enough, was it?” That’s the last thing he says to Regulus.

He wished James never loved him. But he wished more than anything that James never got to have his heart broken by someone as worthless as him.

James never once thought that. Regulus was ethereal. He was burned into the back of his eyelids and carved into his skin. There was nothing in James’ life that didn’t trace back to Regulus. He was simply, unforgettable.

Priceless.

Which is why it hurt so much more watching Regulus go down the path he thought he would be able to save him from.

I love the 'Jegulus is doomed and Jily is meant to be' thingy because they act like Jily isn't doomed too.

Jegulus is doomed in the way that they die but if they lived they could make it work and Jily is doomed in the way that they are not compatible in the long run, they just happened to die before they could break up.

Plus he’s a pure blood so you know Voldy’s all over that shit

Personally? I love the idea of Voldemort starting to see Regulus as a bit of a threat even without knowing he's onto the Horcruxes. Like, they're a little too similar. Regulus is just as handsome and charming and charismatic and smart as Tom Riddle was at that age, and he's also the wealthy well-connected pureblood heir Tom pretended to be. He's like Voldemort-plus. And that could become a problem.

And you can’t tell me James wont give the ‘epic highs and lows of high school football’ speech to Remus’ ‘I had to sell drugs for my nana’ speech.

someone compared regulus to jughead and they were 100% right but dying at the thought of regulus giving Sirius the “I’m weird, I’m a weirdo” speech