Young Sirius to James: You and Regulus are gonna love each other and then we’ll all be brothers!
James: *makes fun of him*
Reg: *doesn’t realize he’s joking and ends up hexing him.*
Sirius: 😃 you gotta be fucking kidding me😃
Tw: toxic behavior, manipulation, trauma
I feel like Regulus is the most manipulative dick out there.
His entire existence was just lying.
He was taught from an early age how to repress his emotions. His parents and governesses would always make him repeat things back to them over and over again until they felt he learned his lesson.
He’s incredibly observant so he figures out people’s personalities (and insecurities) really quickly. He just automatically mimics their personality when they’re with him so he can get people to trust him.
He can use all of it to get people to do whatever he wants. Through blackmail, manipulation, gaslighting, or thinly veiled threats (because the Blacks always keep it classy).
However, he usually doesn’t rely on other people. He just does it himself.
So, basically, he can do a lot of damage, he just chooses not to. It makes him feel secure to know everyone’s secrets and to know exactly how to keep them complacent if the need ever arises.
Obviously learning this trait at such a young age (literally from birth) caused him to never fully understand who he was. It made him feel emotionless, less than human.
Sirius also learned how to mimic people’s behavior which was why he was always so much more vibrant when he was with James and super quiet with Remus, but soon realized that he didn’t have to hide (and it’s super unhealthy to do) so he quickly unlearned it.
Whoever originally thought of peanut butter and jelly going together must have been considered the psychopath of their time. Baller mix, glad you thought of it, but what the fuck were you thinking?
You are a wonder.
A true miracle to society
All the hearts ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍❤️🔥💖💝💘💓💗💞💕♥️🫀
As a former vampire diaries (both the tv show AND the books), twilight, and shadow falls(I know no one’s heard of it, that’s fine) stanner, I can confidently say that vampires are still sexy and cool as fuck.
Please write more long vampire! Jegulus aus.
Please.
@screamingfae I’m looking at you👀👀👀👀
a/n: i’m so sorry this is horrifying it’s a mess
word count : 3136
warnings : indication of abuse/violence , indication of sex, cheating
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As a former vampire diaries (both the tv show AND the books), twilight, and shadow falls(I know no one’s heard of it, that’s fine) stanner, I can confidently say that vampires are still sexy and cool as fuck.
Please write more long vampire! Jegulus aus.
Please.
@screamingfae I’m looking at you👀👀👀👀
I genuinely hope people look through my bookmarked fanfics on ao3 and find something they like.
No that’s literally it.
for everybody going through tough times, believe me, mr. worldwide has both been there and done that ✊😔
Omg absolutely do it, it’s 100% worth it
the urge to write a jegulus fanfic even tho i’m not sure it would be any good
I need help finding a fic again because I think I’m going crazy
So basically Astoria and Draco are dating and Astoria wants to invite Harry for a threesome, and at first Draco is like ‘that’s kinda weird and I’m not gay’, but then he fucks Harry and all of a sudden he can’t stop. So from then on their sex stopped being about Astoria and started being about draco and Harry and Astoria starts to grow resentful of it. Harry and Draco end up together at the end.
I know Astoria and Harry were both in college and Draco was a little bit older than them but that’s pretty much all the detail I can muster.
I have tried so many different filters and none of them seem to be working so please if anybody knows hit my line!!!!!!
I feel like Sirius drinks fruity cocktails while Regulus drinks wine. They both like to act like classy motherfuckers when drinking. All their friends have seen them sloshed out of their minds at some point so none of them take them too seriously.
And when they’re drunk Sirius will turn to anyone and start screaming, “I love you so much you’re so pretty, not as pretty as Moony but no one can be as pretty as Moony. He’s my boyfriend by the way, you HAVE to meet him. Where’d you get your shirt? Can I try it on? Yes right now. OH HI JAMES!!!!!”
Regulus just sits in the corner giggling the whole time. When he sees James (and/or Barty if you like) he just openly stares at them. Like, wide eyed, open mouthed, hands holding his cheeks staring.