Now’s Your Chance To Be A [Big Cheese!]

He’s my husband

Yes, i love Neon J, fuck everything, this cyborg has my heart- shshshshsh Hardcore it’s ok i love you boi-

I knew baking those cookies was a bad idea, they turned out to be huge BTS Stans 😔

Attention fellow B.A.D. 4 / Cookies of Darkness appreciators and lovers:

Imagine this:

You/Your cookie OC on the concert of the BTS Cookies, then the B.A.D.4 take the scene, they do all of their show, and now it's time of their song "BAD AND DARK".

Every cookie booing them, and only you, the only cookie cheering, besides the cake monsters and hounds.

Sometimes I imagine I’m a Twitch streamer or a commentary youtuber while watching other twitch streamers rage over TF2 crates while sitting fat on the couch eating cup noodles, until I realize I’m actually too chicken to go and rage over TF2 crates myself, yes I’m that lonely that’s me on the GIF right now

me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it

I use the same character for both accounts, except this one has a face of “I just slept in the wrong position and now everything hurts now excuse me while I go to the bathroom and shit a pool of blood” and my Discord pfp looks like they’re gonna rip me one by one in a slow and painful dungeon torture way

They are judging me right now

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

Copy THAT [COPYCAT]

whipped up a little something in ms paint while waiting for my classes to start 👀

A cookie, a rat and a demon walk into a bar

The lgbt community

I present everyone, the LEGS

0/10, no actual legs found

I might make the dragons, MIGHT

btw should I make a legendary cookies ask blog?

I think I should update this with the newest cookie

[EDIT] Bonus: Cala Maria just got announced so here she is

“A group of bright colour-coded characters that sell merch” was the only thing I had going into this

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FLUGSWEEP

We can all agree Black Hat is a shoe in for tumblr sexy man, he’s got it all big scary monster, edgy, wearing a top hat and suit, evil.

But. I think it would be really funny if Flug surpassed him

he’s got the makings for a good tumblr sexy man which is to say he has something Black Hat doesn’t and can’t have.

Being pathetic

He’s a scaredy-cat, germaphobe, huge nerd, and is generally kinda Pathetic, when compared to Dementia and Black Hat.

He gets to be cool sometimes sure

But that just makes him more tumblr sexyman fodder. Sans was cool for one fight scene and one ominous dinner, the rest of the game he’s a weird little guy.

Basically this is just my prediction that the already fan favorite loser guy is gunna be the sexyman

Heyo it’s me guys, it’s my first time on tumbla here because it wouldn’t let me look at posts without that forsaken login wall confiscating every scroll I take like if it was some lunchable at a military school anyway I’m probably gonna end up regretting this post don’t expect me to post much, or idk