“sex/romance/empathy Makes Us Human,” They Say. Awful. Pathetic. What Makes Us Human Is The Urge

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

Funniest scene ever btw. Haha whoopsie I slipped. On the blood of this man I killed. This man I squashed like a bug. Whoopsie doodle. How silly of me

this man 👆 is a stockbroker

transition would not fix her but it'd be fun to do that to her

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

I’m struggling so hard to not draw more of these. And if I keep going, I better make a proper short origin comic or something.