Latest Posts by themulberryshark - Page 2
I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account
reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
i dont like it when electronics talk to me like i understand from a usability standpoint why they do but when i pair my headphones i'd much rather get a little beebeep than a white woman jumpscare
one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
Some of you are not faggots you are just gay
Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.
Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️⚧️🇬🇧
making a tgirl briefly stop worrying about how well she passes by a shoving a dick so far up her ass that her brain stops working.
this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development
The existence of dildos is crazy like the way you can come home from work and just start fucking yourself in the ass
I don't know, seems like it *really* brought down the house :)
"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet
(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
tinder fish pic for trans guys is that anything
*geiger counter ticking sound* picking up extremely high levels of trans girls on this site.
i need a ‘come here darling, you don’t need to think’ kinda night
Alien Romulus is a great time. Also, cognitive reframing is a profoundly powerful tool for coping with and managing powerful emotions. I’ll always be sad that I can’t carry my own children, but dysphoria doesn’t have to own that feeling.
they should make a tdick milking machine
Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)
I'm gonna suck em off
a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass
