Themulberryshark - Eat The Rich

harry potter is STILL a trending topic meanwhile trans women are not legally protected as women under gender equality in the UK, in no small part due to JKR's massive terf influence and active monetary donations to anti trans causes. if you still actively support JKR, hp, even just liking the characters, fuck you. i have absolutely no respect for you.

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

My friend and I fighting over a Spencer's pin that says, "Eat Ass, Smoke Grass"

i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

THE POPE DIED IMMEDIATELY AFTER MEETING JD VANCE???

Well I do need to have *some* finger dexterity/j

can you use chopsticks?