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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!
quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh
hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married
Honestly, still a perfectly good reason to unionize
had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
harry potter is STILL a trending topic meanwhile trans women are not legally protected as women under gender equality in the UK, in no small part due to JKR's massive terf influence and active monetary donations to anti trans causes. if you still actively support JKR, hp, even just liking the characters, fuck you. i have absolutely no respect for you.
do you hate the French as much as I do?
Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards
ugh its so loud in here, im gonna go outside for a smoke if you want to join? (with the intention of shot-gunning smoke into your mouth then making out against a tree)
Wowie! it's 2 of my favorite things in one place!
I am now officially a hot girl with a big axe
An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
she’s right