Magical Girl Transformation But I Just Rapidly Go Through The 5 Stages Of Decomposition

I remember feeling like this some time in early high school, like a software update finally loaded in.

And then the patch when I suddenly realized I was also Trans :○

Hey! Did you know?

Boys are pretty :3

Wowie! it's 2 of my favorite things in one place!

I am now officially a hot girl with a big axe

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

did you know you could stay up all night with your girlfriend cuddling naked and watching ManlyBadassHero letsplays did you know that did you did you

did you know lesbians are awesome and cuddly and love you and will hear you out on almost any stupid idea did you know that did you did you did you

did you know when you yawn and its late at night your girlfriend will say "awwh, well someone sounds tired" and you can go "nyouu im nyot tireeeedd :<" and then they'll pet you did you know that

did you know she'll stay up all night with you while you slowly drift asleep and take cute selfies of the two of you while you struggle to keep your little eyes open did you know that did you know??????

As far as I know he's not involved *here* either, and yet there's still a twist in the story of this . . . Thing's, production.

EVERYBODY QUICK! MAKE LESBIAN NOISES IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!

shit im on

i need a ‘come here darling, you don’t need to think’ kinda night

Why does spinning the little post button/tab thing reminds me of that thing in Elementary Computer Lab where you spinning the selection window thing on your desktop