Mountain Tapir Tapirus Pinchaque

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

Tummy ache and going to work 😠. I’m going to have to kill someone

new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

big fan of when stuff is the color green

Fat woman: *exists* Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

sometimes all you can do is lay under 3 large blankets while holding onto a stuffed animal

I’m so angry 😡 I’m literally going to cry. Literally everyone I am close with goes out of their way to inconvenience me and then laughs about it like it’s funny later. As though it’s a cool inside joke we have. Oh haha do you remember that time I completely fucked you over!!! That was so silly 😜

I’m so mad