I Think I Broke My Foot. It’s Just Like, The Toe Joints So I’m Not Going To Do Anything About It

Can the women out there who opt out of body hair removal reblog this? We can show people that we exist, and show others that they’re not alone. 

The Cat is on my bed sleeping

My second job called me in today(they pay more) and I forgot to call out sick at my first job. Do I kill myself

Winning the competition with mama

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

a lifted truck

a lowered truck

those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

Played Skyrim with my dad yesterday

Also I think I broke my leg for real. Like just a little bit

Swag animal