Themostsillyestofgeese

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

Disgusting and cruel

Woah 😮

well i couldnt stop thinking about a bispearl fusion today, so HERE SHE IS, Abalone!! 

she’s got it all: the poise and agility of a dancer and the massive hard-hitting strength of a fighter!! shes confident, clever, and charming, and she LOVES to have a good time and make dorky puns. when abalone is around, you’ll never feel—abalonely ohoOOHOHO! but really, she’s the kinda gem thats always got your back and makes sure you know it ♡

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god

Who else even exists

Above freezing for the first time in a month 😊 genuinely a toasty 39 degrees right now. The air isn’t hurting to breathe

IF YOU’RE A BOY WHO LOVES BOYS GIVE ME A YEEHAW