When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes

Coffee made it worse 😐

My tummy… was eating eight eggs in one sitting a bad idea? 💡Coffee will fix this I’m sure of it

:3

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

James Torrance (Scottish, 1859–1916) - Honesty

sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN 

Unimpressed.

Okay I was there today and no one said anything…

Scarier than getting in trouble tbh 😵‍💫

My second job called me in today(they pay more) and I forgot to call out sick at my first job. Do I kill myself

Tapirs remind me of my dog. Terrible beasts ❤️

To be so completely real I forgot there was more than one Skyrim before the oblivion remake was released. I think once my schedule gets emptier I’m going to have to play all of them real quick

I can't wait to get to the age where it stops being morally grey for old women to fuck me