So I Just Imagine How Kirari Handle The "So I Have This Family..." Talk With Sayaka Because Before TOD

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Akko: Amanda spill the tea!

Diana: the what now?

Amanda: Well i was there like "what the fuck is up kyle? no what'd you say? What the FUCK dude, step the FUCK up, Kyle" mood

Diana: pardon?

Akko: *gasp* Bruh, deadass?

Diana: what?

Amanda: No cap, But I mean whatever she's like a thot

Diana: ???

Akko: haha Facts

Sucy: You two STFU I'm trying to read or on god i will throw hands

Amanda: pff okay boomer

Diana: *sobbing on pure confusion*

Lotte: *seeing the scene* Oof

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I don't remember where i saw this meme were Diana doesn't understand gen z shit, but is hilarious and basically a headcanon

Tips for Dancing:

Regardless of your gay type: the chaotic, the oblivious, the "oh, wow... sports", or any other gay, you need to learn these tips in dancing because you never know when the opportunity comes - one got invited for a dance in front of an ancient monster, on a cliff.

I can't teach you how to dance, but I can tell you 5 things to improve your dancing:

1. It is important to look at your partner genuinely, and pretend you don't know what social distancing means in this moment.

2. Hold your partner's hand, it can be in any way but never forget to feel the gay tension.

3. Assume a phenomenal stance with your partner, additional points if you two are in the space/sky and are standing on a practically living platform.

4. Leave a permanent impression on your chosen guest. In this case, make them have a magical diarrhea that will be the cause of their death (they were asking for it).

5. After the dance, go flex your gayness on everyone.

“Suddenly I wonder, ‘Where is the girl that I was last year? Two years ago? What would she think of me now?”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Young Lilith: You know sister, i think you'll be a great mother

Young Eda: What? Pfff nah, I'll never be a mother, that's lame, Why would i want some brats like me?

Years later...

Eda meets king: Okay, i know, but he's like a pal, yeah sometimes I take him to the playground or I let him sleep in my hair and carry him like a baby... But that doesn't chage anything!...Who am i kidding?

Eda meets Luz: Just- How could I just don´t love her! Okay, okay she is, totally my kid, so i have two kids-

Eda meets Willow and Gus: i mean four kids, yes four, and only four, that´s enough.

Eda lets Amity stay in the owl house: Yeah, I mean, there's still room for one more...

Edric and Emira:

Eda:...

Edric and Emira: h-

Eda: Yes.

Lilith *watching them all sleeping in the living room*: I told-

Eda: Shut up, you're gonna wake up my babys.

Kirari: Hello Sayaka, how are you?

Sayaka: Let me see, how should I put this so you can understand, oh I know-

Btw I don't own the picture, I just thought it's hilarious

don't

mess

with

sayaka

igarabbit

— Kiersten White

Younger Blights

I don't know why we're not talking much about the fact that Amity, Edric and Emira's parents were watching Lilth and Eda's fight for the position on the emperor's coven but I'm here to change that:

I have some theories:

The blights were friends with the Clawthorne sisters (or at least with Lilith because of her academic or grudgby achievements) and that's why they went to see the battle, that would explain a little bit why Lilith would pick Amity and make her the strongest protege she have.

They were fighting for a possible enrollment on the emperor's coven and wanted to watch what kind of potencial they were looking for, or they were already in (i guess they fight earlier) and they were judging for fun (cuz they're mean).

Were seeking for more allies, on the episode of Understanding Willow they were clear that "the Blights only associated with the strongest of witchlings" so they went to the event seeking for potential allies that were or will be on emperor's coven.

Maybe they were just like “do you wanna have a date while making fun of people? yes? me too, let´s go see some random girls fight” idk, but the fact that the crowd was yelling excited, reacting to the drama and they weren´t moving a single finger is... interesting.

 What are other theories you have?

Am i the only one who think that they look like a mean power couple?

Sayaka blushing and fidgeting: is it- is it white?

Kirari: wanna find out?

Ririka: ugh gross, couldn't you just wait till I'm out of room?

Kirari: what do you mean Riri, Sayaka was asking if it's a white shark

Ririka: ... just, whatever *walks out the room*

Sayaka:

Kirari:

Sayaka: I-

Kirari: I know what you mean and the question is still up~