WHYS THERE A BABY 💀

do you think we'll get a love confession from mike to el in vol 2? it's weird to know what his perspective is bc he kinda seems weirdly detached. you don't think there's any actual chance of b*ler happening right?

I see the story being setup for Mike finally being able to say those 3 words to El. I can’t see why they’d have 3 seasons of development and have Mike so firmly say in s3 “I love her and I can’t lose her again” if he didn’t actually mean it. For whatever reason he is just scared to say it directly to El. As for B*yler, you have to remember there are people that watch this show who don’t care at all about the ships but they understand they’re part of the story. They know that Mileven is a big part of the story that is being told even if they don’t really care about their relationship, so how would it make sense to casual viewers for Mike to suddenly have feelings for Will when he has constantly shown how he feels for El and has shown nothing but friendship towards Will? He even says he wants to go back to being best friends in s4 because they kinda became distant. The only thing I can see happening is Will saying he has feelings for Mike but I don’t see B*yler officially happening.

If any B*ylers see this, please don’t send any hate. I’ll just block and delete.

WHAT A GOOD DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)

NOOO

I JUST REALIZED HOW LEXI CAN HELP BUST FEZ OUT OF PRISON

It just hit me the reason I get so annoyed by the anti-Atreus whingeing I've seen is that like. Chunks of it really do place a lot of the weight and responsibility of Kratos's trauma and pain onto Atreus (he should know better than to pry about these things because of how painful they are, it's not fair for him to get mad because of xyz thing with Kratos) and like. Besties, here's the thing.

Atreus knows none of this (because his father won't tell him anything).

Kratos's secret keeping and trauma have directly impacted Atreus's life in negative ways, including being part of the cause of his childhood chronic illness (which is itself also a cornerstone of Atreus's other issues). Therefore, Atreus does kind of have a right to ask questions?? He's not prying into trauma out of cruelty, he's asking questions about things that DIRECTLY impact him. (His tone was wrong during his bastard period but the questions and frustrations themselves were not, don't @ me.)

He is a child. It is not the responsibility of a child to mollycoddle their parents, mental illness or not. Yes, what Kratos has been through is real and painful but he's the adult parent here. It's HIS responsibility to make sure that his shit doesn't hurt his son. It's not his son's responsibility to handle that shit for him.

Fez really out here carrying the show and the show rewards him with putting him on for like 10 mins max :///

Headcanon:

Fez put a whole GPS on Lexi's bike so he knows when she gets home safe.

Like the man has one of those apps for parents and everything.

Sam Levinson count ur fucking days for making me have to wait two years to find out if Fez died or not. Fuck. You.

That's it.

Alright, I’m just going to start blocking Byler shippers who bitch in the Mileven tag until it I stop seeing them. At this point they’re just being pathetic. It’s more time consuming but at least I won’t end up blocking any Byler shipper who doesn’t deserve it.

I can only lose so many brain cells before I reach their level of stupidity, and borderline catatonia isn’t appealing to me.

Why did Elliots song DRAG on like I kept thinking it'd be over but NO he'd sing another 5 verses and a bridge like boy-

PLS IM DYING

watch two couch scenes mean we’re gonna see lexi stressed talking about her play cut to a jacobs dick and then cut back to fexi high on the couch