“you Can’t Not Like Snape But Like Regulus, Evan, And Barty”

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harry: *walking down the stairs with his hands in his pockets*

lily: what did i tell you about walking down the stairs with your hands in your pockets?

harry: that dad fell that one time and it was hilarious

james: why would you tell him that?!

lily: because it was hilarious

james potter

james: aren't you a lesbian

marlene: stfu

marlene posting remus to the girl dinner sound while he's half asleep, shirtless and delirious

what if i said james loved performing his head boy duties on regulus

barty: relationships should be 50/50

barty: evan cooks us dinner and i sit on the counter looking pretty

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

regulus *wearing barty's clothes*: how come i've never seen you wear this dress before?

barty: because when i wear it it's a shirt

I love Marlene McKinnon