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Somewhere in an Actor AU...

CR, looking at his script: So I’m supposed to commit arson...?

CR: That’s hot.

I'll take some Kate headcanons. She is pretty cool, and I don't hear much about her.

Oh my god oh my god I swear when I saw this I cried for a whole ten minutes because thank everything that you exist.

I’m not sure which subjects you want, so I’ll put different categories under the cut…

(TW// Mention of suicidal content

Home Life : “Beta” Kate…

•Lived alone with her mom- never knew who her dad was due to a pre-birth “accident”.

•Loved sleeping in… ALL the time.

•Played piano in her free time; if given the chance she would’ve taken a free ride through composition and performances.

•She’s not one to cook, but it comes the few days out of the year where she will.

•Attended Little Ranch High along with CR and Lauren. The bus ride would be an hour or longer and sometimes the occasional substitute driver would hear the Matheson rumors and not even drive them.

•Always did homework and other assignments in her room.

•After the North Cross note found in the game (It’s like scrapbook item 9 or something) and events in the original Eight Pages, Kate attempted to hang herself because of the constant pain from that thing. Since it was in the middle of latching onto his vessel, it was definite he’d bring his worst game only so she would soon be greeted with his true torture after.

•Closer to Lauren than CR; he seemed to always put Kate on edge within the last couple of years. 

Lone / Chaser Kate…

•By now she’s been burned half to death; her lungs and throat have been dried of any near possibility of speaking. (She eventually does spoilers hah)

•When she was latched by the thing, she unconsciously decided CR would be the sacrifice to end the Hayes/Matheson curse. Of course, it still lingers and doesn’t piss off.

•She’s an isolated being who is haunted by manipulated thoughts it’s created to taunt her; most consist of her mother’s words and Lauren’s poorer actions being replayed in her mind. This can be assumed why Kate would have a reason to attack Lauren.

•As a way to survive, she often cannibalizes her few human victims and otherwise feeds off of small nearby animals or berries. Worst case scenario… it’s sticks.

•Bathes in a nearby river or Oakside Lake (Seen in The Eight Pages/Memories), but even then smells like ass. Someone give her a damn hot tub to relax her sore limbs in.

•Was occasionally able to interact with Charlie Matheson; this ended quickly due to her sharing with him and acting as though she were a sister or mother to him. The thing eventually killed him off in front of Kate by pulling him apart. This was the first time she had felt misery since becoming the monster she is.

•The thing labels her as #4 and claims it’s due to her “importance to it/how worthy she is”. She does not and has never interacted with the other three due to #2 being claimed dead and #3 deemed unspoken of. #1 is probably most mentioned as a “role model to follow behind.”

Stranded Life: “Alpha/Stranded” Kate…

•If she were to escape the thing’s grasp, which is very near impossible might I add, she’d have to tolerate a lot of therapy just for her mental and visual strains. 

•She wouldn’t be able to accomplish her original intention of being a schoolteacher before everything went down. However, she’ll still silently volunteer wherever possible. 

•Kate still has access to her mother’s house, and she’s usually hanging around there with a sliver of freedom.

•Upon initial “release”, the girl herself is temporarily mute from pulled vocal chords. She learned sign language and taught casual visitors/tourists/investigators some of the basics.

•She’s still assumed dead, so the case on The Chaser is dropped.

•Literally could drop dead any moment ?? She isn’t in the best conditions.

•Writes stories and scraps characters as her fictional friends due to the absence of any live ones. Her favorites are the beings representing Charlie and Lauren.

•Her “sliver of freedom” simply means she’s still faintly tied to that thing. She can’t necessarily escape, but she’s fled enough to wander as her own existence.

*Fluff Bonus: Gets her own pet dog or something. Possibly meets up with #1 through crazy coincidences.

//The Twins//

IB: Some other post idfk

CR: (flirtatiously) Hey Katie~ didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

Kate: Once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Lauren: (Chokes)

YOU BET KATE IS PERFECT LMAOO

What are some clumsly things the pastas have done ?

Jeff once stabbed himself while playing just dance

Ben has a habit of not looking were he’s climbing out of, so sometimes when he climbs out of tvs or whatever he doesn’t realize that the tv would be like 6 feet off the ground

Toby is the definition of clumsy

LJ trips over his own feet alot

Kate is perfect

Jane: If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it.

Seeing all of the sudden Kate posts has made me,, very happy.

Please let’s discuss how much potential the characters of StA had if their stories were not dictated by Blue Isle

CP/SV & Among Us Roles

So thanks to a certain mutual, I have an addiction. But hey, check out this semi-new game if you need something like Clue...

Jeff: Jeff kinda sus though... He plays red and consistently self votes even when he’s not the Imposter. It makes him snort. (is that even possible when you don’t have a nose?). He doesn’t use hats, though.

Ben: Ben screams yellow for some odd reason. He prefers being Crewmate over Imposter, just because he’s a puzzle guy; no, it’s really because he likes watching the others freak out when the tasks aren’t done. His hat of choice is uhh... the beanie. Absolutely.

E. Jack: You can’t look at me and tell me he isn’t the best at this game. He mains white because it’s “easy” to blend in. He also likes having the face mask on his avi.

Jane: The most well rounded of the bunch- win some, lose some, it’s just the way the game plays. She prefers violet for her royal ass, as well as the flower. Play wise, she isn’t the most observing of who’s where.

Nina: Nina uses the sticky note and light green- very obnoxious but loving. They’re the one to sit on security until lights go out. That’s when they assume the tardiest person is the Imposter.

Tim: hates the game.

Brian: Brian’s... okay. He’ll be the passive Imposter and let the others eliminate each other until the end. Most of the times you’ll see him as the cyan with a cowboy hat. He wants to be a cowboy baby,,,

Lauren: Makes the games and is always first to the body reports. Despite the mere luck, she’s a dumbass and yells about her co-posters making dumb moves. She’s the one with the plunger, doesn’t main any color.

Kate: Oh dear. She’s always wants Imposter but sucks ass at the role. She’s always caught, and she always cusses under her breath when a plan doesn’t work out. Her main color is brown... filthy animal.

C.R.: Thought he’d be super invested in the game, bought it on PC and mobile, dropped money on all the DLC, and he’s too much of a dipshit to play at the same time as everyone. He plays on the Euro servers because they’re “cooler”, and he brags about being the irl “black with wet floor sign” player.

Helen: He’s dark blue, obviously, but he has a little bit of an attachment to the dummy crewmate hat. He’s also the speedrunner of his tasks, and he nails the admin card swipe nine times out of ten: a legacy.

Vinnie and HABIT; Then and Now

HABIT THEN: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

VINNIE THEN: AhHhhH (running)

HABIT NOW: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

VINNIE NOW: k

Charlie? Most Definitely.

hi your admin is depressed and facing a lot of shit so hAVE CHARLIE FLUFF THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

• Charlie grew up in his little life wanting to be a pilot: trains may be great but bro flying without getting high would be bomb.

• Beth Hayes would’ve been his godmother had not been for the whole big man® intrusion. It’s not their fault their bloodlines have always been family friends supporting each other.

• Ironically, Charlie sees The Chaser as a sane being who is there to protect him. Often their vessels would be found by the lake playing pretend or with whatever abandoned toys there were.

• This poor bby had insomnia and the Thing didn’t help his case: monsters under the bed not being real, huh dad?

• Lauren was his babysitter. 100%.

• He’d draw little blue blotches (intended to be stars) on this one classmate he had to remind her she had all of the galaxy in her blood- there was no need to travel far away and leave him behind.

if someone wants to make a small fanfic on that please it’d be great///

• Would’ve been the kid to screech at Siri for listening in on his conversations although he had his thumb on the home button the whole time without realizing.

• Not a sporty kid. We tried.

• He was clinically diagnosed with agoraphobia after his first year of school (which we don’t discuss), hencewhy he doesn’t seem intimidated to be playing out on the beach alone.

• His daily class journals consisted of saying how much he missed members of his family who had only been photographed and left around the farm. (i.e. Frieda Matheson, Clarence Matheson, and Walter Matheson)

• Speaking of the farm, he always got to play hide & seek within the silo; he was also the one singlehandedly trying to build that treehouse...