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This is how Jeff is supposed to look like. Sort of.

I found canon facts about Jeff revealed by Sesseur.

Art drawn by me. Program used Medibang Paint.

Here they are:

🔪 Jeff’s full name is Jeffrey C. Hodek and he was born on the 22nd of September, 1982. Jeffrey’s middle name is ‘too embarrassing’ to be revealed by the creator.

🔪 His brother, Liu Hodek, was not killed by Jeff and the two of them are very close. If Liu died, Jeff would rampage until death or incarceration.

🔪Liu Hodek also goes by Liu the Roman, or Roman Hodek.

🔪 Jeff has green eyes, rather than the popular mythos of blue eyes.

🔪Jeff lives in New Jersey near the Pine Barrens with his brother Liu.

🔪After dabbling into the occult as a result of curiosity, Jeff has attracted many demons. They take advantage of his mental vulnerability and this makes it easier to torment him further into madness.

🔪 Jeff is deeply insecure as a result of his accident and regularly avoids leaving his house in daylight.

🔪 Jeff’s hobbies include combat training, weapon training, shooting in a gun range, working out, and sewing together body armour. He primarily spends his free time doing anything that will make him an efficient killer.

🔪 Jeff targets criminals and other Victims that he considered crooked and corrupt, though he typically tries to avoid minors.

🔪 His canonical pale white face is a grafted skin mask that covers his acidic burns. He has been known to wear surgical masks and a Hannya mask (hah WEEB).

🔪 He was inspired to cut his mouth after seeing Ichi the Killer.

🔪 Jeff and Liu still keep in contact with their parents. They used to be very close but since they found out about Jeff’s murders, the relationship has been strained. His father is severely against the actions and while the mother’s thoughts are unknown, it is stated that she attempted to overdose on her depression meds after hearing the news.

🔪 Jeff is not interested in sex but would make an exception if he had found her very attractive. (though like, said chick would need to be pretty okay with his face and homicidal nature)

🔪 The famous catchphrase ‘go to sleep’ is simply something he states after he decided to kill his neighbour. His canonical catchphrase is ‘It’s Joy, it’s Joy, it’s Joy.’

🔪 Jeff is Italian-American. He can understand most words in Spanish but can barely speak it himself.

🔪 DnD nerds can be happy with the fact that if you were to play as Jeff in a RPG, he’d be the class assassin (AKA biggest feed, squishy hero)

🔪 Jeff has his own demon called Angus Grimville. In the creator’s words he “…[is a] delusion demon who dwells in the darkness, a manifestation of sinisterness, his mere presence brings about terror and lasting paranoia, his motives are a mystery…”

^Info was provided by the user lich on the Creepypasta™ Amino.

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My friend ships Toby with his own dad.... Why has humanity come to this?

Thats actually really gross because

1. Its his fucking dad okay thats nasty enough

2. His dad fucking abuses him why would you wanna ship that

Headcanon - Jeff

Although he seems like an asshole, it doesn't take much to flip a switch in him; probably crack open a beer with him and you'll go on an adventure of stories and see a much different Jeff.

hONEY THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY HABIT/KATE ROLEPLAYS IN MY LIFE AND ONE THING I CAN SAY ASIDE FROM HOW EASILY DOMINATED HE IS...

IT. IS. NOT. SAFE.

Gamzee and habit is literally the most destructive thing I can think of

Tim: Why doesn’t anyone yell at Jeff to not do what he does?

Ben: Because even if I scream my lungs out his ego’s too high up for him to hear.

BEN: Listen, listen.... I’m gonna blow your mind. A USB... is a knowledge Juul.

Jeff: H-How high are you?

The Squad and who they main in Mario Kart

don’t. ask.

Jeff: His mii; he’s all about himself.

BEN: Against popular assumption, he actually mains Lemmy over Link. Who wouldn’t with that fucking hairdo and parakeet ass face?

Toby: Baby Daisy

Jane: Since she has the stars in her eyes holy wow she plays well with Rosalina.

EJ: Blind as shit but he’ll try with Dry Bones.

LJ: He isn’t allowed to play after what happened last time.

Brian: WWWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIII

Tim: If you’ve seen the Mr. Sutton himself play Mario games, he is always Wario- no matter what.

Kate: Not to be that person, but she will fight over White Shy Guy.

Sally: Cats and the color pink- what could be better than Cat Peach.

Clockwork: She isn’t around too much anymore, but in the newer games she’s been attached to Isabelle.

Ann: Fuck the bitch but she plays a mean Toadette.

Liu: The OG Yoshi / Sully: Bowser

Skully: He’s a cunt- he likes Peach.

Slender: If he wants to control his “temper”, he’ll main King Boo.

Zalgo: Weird ass mii kinda guy too.

Vinnie and HABIT; Then and Now

HABIT THEN: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

VINNIE THEN: AhHhhH (running)

HABIT NOW: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

VINNIE NOW: k

anyways arrival fanbase how are we feelin 👁👁

Okay but consider

Sally would be the kind of kid playing the Sims that just has a normal house but then a torture basement underneath.