Somebody Please Take My Phone Away…

I don’t want to sleep but I’m tired beyond belief, I’m in the garden chain smoking so I don’t have to go to sleep

Wife in distress

I’m cackling. How we all collectively agreed that Oliver is daddy 💀 I love that for us ✨❤️‍🔥

I mean…. We’re right soooo 🙃 just look at him 🥵

Ig: @joshkiszkasjeeptruck

Real

Release me from this torment

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

Listening to born too late by the pony-tails while looking at Kirk Hammett pictures 😭😭

😭😍🤮🛐

Jake kiszka, Greta Van Fleet. 2017.

I wish bitch 🙏🏼

*ru paul voice* and say hello to our extra special guest judge, the SLAYYYvior of the broken, the beaten, and the GLAMMED, Gerard Way!

gerard:

Me and who?

(I spent hours editing this 💀)

#kirkissuchababygirl 💅🏼

After 6 months I finally got the urge to draw again, anyways here’s a quick one for ya ❤️

(Don’t look at the hands, I absolutely can’t draw them 💀)