Pope: Just A Minute. I Need To Go Take Out The Trash.

Kiara: I told JJ that every time he lies, his ears turn red

Sarah: what, why?

Kiara: watch

Kiara: JJ, do you have a crush on Pope?

JJ, covering his ears: no!

Pope: You look mentally ill.

JJ: I am. Let's go.

Pope: JJ-

JJ: Did you know that male bees die after mating?

Pope: That's sad

JJ: Yeah, that's their whole life. Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

Pope: Get the fuck out

JJ: I don't always make great decisions under pressure..

Pope: what the hell is that?

JJ, *holding an alpaca by a leash*: Its an alpaca! I got the last one

*the pogues playing a game*

Sarah, picks up an card: JJ, name something you might hurt yourself riding on

JJ, biting his lip: oh lawd, you know what I’m thinking?

*JJ’s mind*: pope. Pope. Pope.

Sarah, grimacing: I have an idea

JJ: it’s pope

Pope *chokes on his beer*

Sarah: I fucking figured.

John b and Kiara *watches in horror*

JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

JJ Maybank’s Camera Roll

*JJ and Pope working on their new house together*

JJ: just pound the nail into the wall

Pope, muttering: I’ll pound you against a wall