Kiara: Have You Proposed Yet?

Cooper, JJ and Pope’s kid, running after Pope’s parents in their RV: bye grandpa! Bye grandma! I love you! Come back soon!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: Cooper stay! Cooper stay!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: stay!

Kiara: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* 
JJ: You can't just skip to the happy ending! 
Kiara: I don't have time for their problems.

jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO

Pope: JJ, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 
JJ, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

Pope: how would you like your coffee?

JJ: as dark and as bitter as my soul

Pope: one vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream, got it

JJ Maybank’s Camera Roll

Pope, setting a laptop in his lap: laptop

Pope, setting the laptop on JJ’s lap: lapbottom

JJ: first of all, fuck you-

Pope: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

JJ: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

John B: how’s your head?

JJ: I haven’t had any complaints

John b, exasperated: your concussion, JJ.

JJ: oh! I’m fine

John b: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

JJ: you left me in the parking lot two weeks ago

John B: I did that on purpose