Tumblr Discourse After 13 Years On This Fucking Website

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

when I'm at 'who's the biggest pathetic loser in love competition' and my opponent is cardan greenbriar

🎨: honeypearss

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

This is the worst timeline. (x)

Michaela DePrince in Swan Lake

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

2d men who manhandle you into their lap without even asking you….you’re not in any sort of relationship with them…only know them as a friend of a friend maybe ….they don’t go any further with you than that but if you squirm, try to wriggle your way off of them they pull you right back to where you started with a single hand on your hip. ask you what’s the rush darling? you not enjoying the party? why don’t you try sticking it out a little longer then we’ll find somewhere quiet to settle down in for the night

Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.

Ready, set, write!