She Needs To Stop Smelling The Roses Before I Push Her Into The Thorny Ones.

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Witcher Toffee

Dairy Free

The things you’ll need

Ingredients

1 cup honey

½ cup agave

2 cups almond butter

¼ teaspoon sea salt

½ teaspoon vanilla extract

½ teaspoon almond extract

Equipment

Medium sauce pot

Candy thermometer

Rectangular candy mold

Spoon

Rubber spatula

Let’s get started!

Mix honey, agave, sea salt and extracts in a medium sauce pot and place in a candy thermometer.

Cook the mixture on low heat for 12 minutes, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula. Do not allow the mixture to exceed 250°F.

Add almond butter and cook for an additional 2 to 3 minutes or until it pulls away from the pot.

Remove the mixture from the heat and using a spoon to place it into your mold.

Allow the mixture to cool in the molds and remove them once they have hardened.

TaDa! This Witcher Toffee will make an alliance with your taste buds!

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Here are some thoughts I've had and quoted.

She needs to stop smelling the roses or I'll push her into the thorny ones

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You sure as hell can drown it though!"

"Keep that shit up. I'll shove my foot so far up your ass, I'll wear you like a sock."

"I hope, with a prayer behind my teeth"

"As long as I hold your hand; I'd call the flames of hell paradise."

"The reason we have red roses is because Aphrodite got pricked or cut by a thorn and bled upon some white roses. I thought the god's blood ichor was foretold to be gold in color. Perhaps in that moment of vulnerability, she was human for that time as she rushed to her love. How human it is to fear to love something death can take away yet do so anyway."

"You can talk shit about me all you want, but you better be better than me."

"I know I'm kind, I know people hurt me because of it. Take advantage and hurt me and yet I'm still kind. 'if you want peace, prepare for war,' I'll be the peace and suffer the war."

"We'll make the fall of angels look like a little trip."

"I do not fear death. It is but a promised whisper, neither one of us knows when it'll come but it is not something to fear."

"When you are under emotional distress, you needn't cause pain to others in retribution. They don't need to bleed with you to understand you."

"She went from sweet, shy and timid to I'm going to harvest your organs in a minute."

"When I was in so much pain my body would give out from under me, I always felt the need to apologize. "I'm sorry that my body is so weak." I was a child, what the hell was I meant to be."

"You should never look a gift horse in the mouth but it keeps smiling at me."

"You're going to have to go and pick a god to protect you and hope they are stronger than my rage."

"I can appreciate another being, someone else's form- but I made a home in these bones that I call my own and wish for no other shape than the one I'm given."

"'Did you take your pills?' At least I have pills. Nothing can fix that shit personality of yours."

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And so I continue to follow my brothers teachings

Until my body gives up on me, I will get up again

When I fall, expect me to rise

If you want peace expect war and I may not be god but I am death's tool

The blood may pour, but you'll pour far more than me

And when the peace finally comes

Find me in a field of flowers

Relearn my name

Because they had lied to you

I was never the end

I'm the beginning

And beginnings are always so complicated

So, we'll start again from strangers to friends to enemies to strangers again.

But it'll repeat again, and I will follow it's path

The chaos to regrowth

I will remain, upon the field of flowers and graves

These are my memories, these are my names.

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