MIORE LESHYYYY!!!

EXCUSE ME HELLO?!? WHY AM I ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW?!?

totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween

HONESTLY, EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT HECTOR

SMALL BABYYY <3

The captain!! He's one of my favs

(To be clear my other favourites are Robin and Humphrey)

...Also I messed up and made him too small my bad

EATING THE CONTENT UP LIKE A STARVED MAN 🍽️

hihi btw the fic is getting to the juicy bit and I'm about 830 words in

Things I love about my crack ship:

Coyle/Easterman

-One is greasy and gross. One is clean and well dressed. They are both rat bastards

-When they make out, they both taste like cigarettes and they love it.

-But every time they smooch Easterman wipes his mouth and Coyle is like “Bitch???”

-Obsessive! bottom! Coyle is my favorite.

-Toxic power dynamic.

-Toxic middle age guy yaoi.

-Easterman thinks Coyle is greasy asf but it kinda makes him want him more.

-Puppy!Coyle 🦴

-They’re both so lonely and depressy they need each others attention desperately.

-Deeply closeted bisexuals.

-Franco teases Coyle frequently about it.

-Gooseberry has discovered “yaoi” much to Dr.Futterman’s dismay.

<<It’s been so much fun roleplaying this crack ship with my friends. I’m glad a lot of you like them too 🫶>>

My blorbos 😩🙏💖

MORE ghosts hell yeah (except all of them this time)

HEY MICHAEL 😩

IM SOBBING

i love how he talks to his horses its so cute

commissions are open!!

Pardon but what are you expecting from a horror game franchise with a warning like this in the beginning?

None of the (mind you fictional) characters are morally good? Like hello?

Coyle is a racist, murderer and a psychosexual sadist who runs around with a cattle prod and a modified car battery on his back- not to mention would fuck anything because he is a sexually deprived freak (affectionate)

Easterman is a guy with a god complex who is doing inhumane experiments on people, taking LSD and partying till he blacks out for three days (yes love journal notes from babygirl <3)

The franchise is full of dialogues that are oversexual especially Coyle's, not to mention how he talks about the Snitch?

Sorry but that screams homo cop to me 💅✨ (#letCoylebebi xD)

Also, hello everyone can have headcanons and ships! If I want to headcanon Easterman as bi, I have all the right to do so!

Anon just mad cause people are having fun in the fandom smh 😒

Your drawings about Easterman are disgusting and cringe. Everyone knows that he's liked Wernicke, and Coyle is hetero, had 3 wives. It's pathetic that people still can't read despite having notes 🤡

ANON send me your real account so I can tag it in the next “shocktherapy” drawing I do!!

Does it make ya mad that they have a ship name~?

Does it make ya mad others really like the ship~?

Does it make ya made others are writing and drawing about them cause of me~?

Message me with your real face so we can talk about it 😩

Ya know what’s REALLY pathetic and cringe tho? That you felt the need to say this AND you did it as anon. 🫶

dream blunt rotation tbh

IT WAS U GUYS WITH THE COYLE NAMES 😭 i saw coyles cum rag and HAD. to screenshot ... its a ..small world.

LMAOOO-

I see so many good names- just today I got to meet the other pair of sock.... Amazing

I have also encountered these individuals in the last two days

I love this game