To- *takes Final Breath* Togachako-coded

I think I forget a lot of the time that Franziska (and Maya!) are literally 19. Between all the trials and evidence and spirit channelings, it's hard to remember that they're still kids. Franziska especially lol. (Also, that bit about her using her favorite word so much makes so much sense. I love that omg. I always wondered why she said "foolish" so much, but it's fun to say, so I always chalked it up to that lmao)

edgeworth and franziska both have this weird childishness about them that totally goes against their outward appearances and it makes me so sooooo emotional like yeah edgeworth is weird about his idiot sports car he’s in his early twenties he's going to be be obsessed with a sports car. of course franziska gets grossed out when it’s suggested she split a swiss roll with him eww that’s her brother and she is NOT sharing that's GROSS! of course he's obsessed with a children's show. of course she overuses her favourite word. she’s literally a teenager. they’re literally big tall kids. waa

Anyone who complains about the queer community’s “excessive need for labels” does not understand the teeth-rattling, soul-saving salvo that is pulling the pin on a grenade labeled Aromantic and hurling it into the oncoming horror that is A Conversation With Someone Who Is Starting To Be Interested In You.

I can only ever write like six words before I'm back to Google to make sure I know the definition of a word before I use it

y'all ever write something and go back to read it later and it's like some old writing god possessed you and slowly, tenderly guided your hands across the keys to craft a sentence that has the same vibe as sitting on your porch swing in the country side, sipping tea and watching the sunset? no? oh, okay

Omg don't even joke

The year is 2034, the ice caps are melting but we finally got Encanto 2— forcibly called Encan2 by Disney. They kicked Jared bush off the project due to creative differences (he didn’t do what the Disney overlords asked of him)

Before the film came out Disney tried to purchase the entire country of Colombia. It did not work.

The film takes place five years into the future. Everyone is heterosexual. The plot is a gift swap and the OG songwriters have been replaced with all the song writers for ‘Wish.’ Alma dies at the end. Mirabels only character trait is ‘girlboss.’ Camilo finally gets some attention from the narrative but his only character trait is “I like a girl.” And nothing else happens expect for him liking a girl. Isabela and Dolores have five kids each.

Luisa also dies on screen too because the writers forgot how to write strong female characters so this was the alternative.

At one point Antonio looks into the camera and goes, “erm, he’s right behind me isn’t he?”

There is no god. Encanto 3,4,5 and 6 are announced right after.

Spiderbyte au where Sombra is the cute girl at I.T. that Widow looks for any excuse to talk to. So she’ll bring random objects to her work everyday and deadpan be like “can you put wifi in this?” and anyway that’s how she ended up with a recon visor that she can watch netflix on.

MHA Fanfiction be like:

(I'm the one that's writing it tbh)

The villain decides to do the classic "team up to defeat a common foe" trope but it's been taking a lot longer than they had expected,the heroes are getting emotionally attached and it's starting to get weird.

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au