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"Papi"

OF COURSE HE DONE IT "PAPI" "SI PAPI" "TU ERES MI PAPI" "SOY SOLO TUYO PAPI"

LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME MARC DIDN'T TOLD HIM THAT OMG

do you think marc has called vale papi ?

This video lives in my head rent free

Prost GP

Soooooo, in my head, girl!luca was this hyper femenine little girl that plays with barbies and love princess that one day saw Valentino racing and went "i want to do that too" and Vale who is a sucker for his little sister just went "Sure, our mom is gonna kill me, but sure"

Sooooo, Lucia Marini starts racing, right? She have her cute little pink mini bike and grows up a little repressed by being in such a masculine environment, but she grows to be even more femenine, being the little sister of the oficial "careless" rider that Valentino is (we know he isn't that careless) she just went "fuck them, i'm a girly girl" (this after she tried to be more tomboyish in her preteens and failing... miserably)

Then the academy boys! They love her! Is like their little sister, and because they know she have problem with her 🎀 girlhood 🎀 due to be in a male environment they are cute with teen Lucia, she painted her nails? Bezz tell her that he loves the color! She brought a dress? Pecco tells her that it's fits her good, she likes a boy? Franky (and Vale and the whole academy) have to see him first, gossip? Cele hears her (they be gossip besties), she cuts her hair? Migno tells her that she looks gorgeous

(I imagine teen Lucia like this Taylor Swift pic, tall, blonde and pretty)

And then she grows up! To serve cunt! She arrives to the MotoGP paddock with outfits like these:

She is tall, she is pretty, she is femenine, she serves! She have to deal with the typical male incel fan that tells her "Is MotoGP, not a fashion show" and guess what? She does care, she is femenine and a girl, suck it

Of course other riders tried to flirt with her and she is so self confident (and a diva in a good way) that just went "you? With me? Haha... no", but Alex Marquez decided to have big balls and flirt with her (they kinda like eachother), and Valentino went MAD how dare the brother of Marc Marquez, his rival (and ex lover) to flirt with HIS sister? Man was ready to commit hate crimes and the academy boys were ready to help

IMAGINE HER IN THE RACING SUIT, BORN TO RACE, FORCED TO SERVE CUNT

(I'm sure she will put Uccio, Vale or Pecco (who have a massive crush on her, sorry i'm Luca/Pecco girly) to help her with pictures like this) (Uccio is annoyed, Vale is telling her to cover up and Pecco is blushing like crazy)

Like most hegemonic girls out there, she had had HORRIBLE boyfriends. Like horrible, but right now my girl is single and serving (and she is a bi queen)

So yeaaaah ✨️girl!luca✨️

So i got drunk yesterday and i was talking with one of my friends about girl!vale and my head just went:

✨️girl!luca✨️

And know i want to talk about her but idk

Ayrton Senna one morning after a mental breakdown (he was an Aries, he had a lot of them)

Motorsport brings you to unexpected places (conference on ayrton senna on a Saturday afternoon)

Dirtbag who can fuck X Most dickmatized person in the history of humanity

Thanks @fourelles for finding the picture

Oh my god the onlyfans au is INSANELY hot and Im also really invested in what happens next since oh no he was too horny to remember that stupid tattoo (peak vale). Excellent stuff.

The comments that I have gotten about Vale being stupid and horny are hilarious. You’re so right that being stupidhorny is peak Vale.

This one doesn’t have any porn. I promise we’ll get back to the porn. They just both have to be stupid for a bit first.

And as a treat we finally get to hear a bit about Marc’s perspective!

TW: Uccio

Rosquez OnlyFans au, part 5/?

You have the same tattoo as Valentino Rossi!

Vale stares at the message.

The same… what the fuck? Vale can’t tell if Marc is being deliberately obtuse or if he’s fucking with him. There’s no way Marc is aware of his name being Valentino and the very corny, very identifiable tattoo, and he thinks it’s a coincidence.

There’s no way, right?

He has to be lying. Maybe he’s known the entire time. But if he knew the entire time, why wouldn’t he have asked him for more money? Or tickets to races, or new bikes? He’s clearly a fan, if he knows about the tattoo.

The unstoppable horny part of him wonders if Marc has ever jerked off to a picture of him, as a fan, before ever talking to him.

He’s staring at his phone, mentally turning this all over, when Uccio walks in. He stands no chance against his oldest friend, who immediately clocks that something is wrong.

He confesses everything immediately, from the porn addiction to the sexting with a stranger. He can’t even look at Uccio’s face when he admits that he sent the other man a picture that very obviously identified him.

“And he knows your real name?”

“He knows it’s Valentino,” he confirms, massaging his temples.

“You have to cut him off,” Uccio says. “Block him.”

Vale is already shaking his head.

“I can’t—“

“You have to,” Uccio interrupts. “What will you do if he releases that to the press?”

Vale squawks in indignation. “He wouldn’t!”

Uccio frowns.

“You don’t know that. You don’t know anything about him, aside from what his dick looks like!”

Vale scrambles to remember anything they’ve talked about.

“He has a brother!” he argues.

Uccio gives him a flat look.

“What’s his last name?”

The silence that follows is conspicuous.

“Block him,” Uccio repeats. “Here, I’ll do it for you.”

Vale hands the phone over, a pit developing in his stomach.

Xx

You have the same tattoo as Valentino Rossi!

In hindsight, it was a stupid thing to say. It hadn’t even occurred to Marc in the moment (he was incredibly horny, give him a break) that the motorcycles, first name Valentino, and turtle tattoo might have meant that the man was actually Valentino Rossi.

The Valentino Rossi.

The Valentino Rossi that Marc spent hours watching as a kid, dreaming of meeting. The Valentino Rossi that Marc was desperate to emulate until his career-ending injury.

…The Valentino Rossi that may or may not have been his sexual awakening. Marc has jerked his cock raw to photos of Valentino Rossi more than once.

He has no idea what to do with this information. How does he go about approaching the subject?

“Holy shit, I didn’t realize you were my idol, can I please suck your dick? I’ll do it for free. You don’t even have to send me money anymore.”

Marc is mulling this over when he refreshes the page and, out of nowhere, Vale is gone.

Blocked.

Marc understands why, objectively, Vale’s response would have been to block him. If Marc told anyone about this it could be very bad for Valentino’s career.

Still, it stings. It feels like a punch to the chest.

He had hoped that he and Valentino had been talking long enough at this point that the man would at least trust him enough to come clean or answer his questions. Maybe they could have even continued their little relationship, if it could even be called that.

Against his will, tears well up in his eyes. He’d been talking to his idol this whole entire time, and all he’d done was send stupid videos and jerk off.

It feels like a wasted opportunity. He’s let himself down by accidentally sabotaging what he had with Valentino. If he just hadn’t mentioned the tattoo, or if he’d just thought for thirty seconds before sending the message, he could still be messaging with Vale.

Instead, here he is. Crying on his couch in Madrid, staring at his OnlyFans page.

He’s tempted to take one of the bikes out for a spin, but he doesn’t think he could bear to look at one now. All he can think about is Valentino, Valentino, Valentino.

AYRTON SENNA looking at pictures of himself at the 1990 BRAZILIAN GRAND PRIX

Guys, I just found a fucking gem…

Reblog. Do it.