Why Are You Buying Missiles At The Soup Store!

She sleeps

The inherent homoeroticism of gaining someone’s trust enough for them to allow you to share not only their most painful memory but also their body and then use their body to kill the guy who killed their son

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

saw a rly complex lore breakdown of v.ii snail that brought up how v.i freud doesnt have any augments and i forgot how fucking funny that is. imagine you're playing hockey and all of a sudden they bring some random guy in a t-shirt and cargo shorts onto the rink. no helmet no pads no nothing. he starts full sprinting down the ice and kicks the puck into the net with his feet. he's the best player in the team

Is it possible to catch an arrow?

Maybe, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it!

Through the whole series what's your favorite weapon in Armored Core?

Ok. So. Hear me out.

The KIKU. (and every other "pile bunker"-ish weapon in the series)

Yes it's impractical, yes it's basically never gonna connect, in a game where everyone's flying around each other at mach 9, never touching the ground and never standing still, why would you take in a small, slow firing melee weapon???

Because holy SHIT when it connects??? it fucking CONNECTS

Basically EVERYTHING, including arms forts, WILL fall to a single spike of pure fuckin metal piercing through their frame and directly into a pilot, and even just the concept of that is pretty fuckin sick if you ask me!!!

This sentiment carries over into basically every single pile bunker in the series for me!! AND LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WAS FED WITH THE AC6 TRAILER CAUSE .

OUGH . OUHHHJGHHKJTJNGH,,

The surface of the sun is approximately 6000 degrees Celsius

An AC in Armored Core Nexus/Last Raven built to have as inefficient cooling as possible can reach these temperatures simply by boosting

Other fromsoft final bosses: God, eldritch God, all powerful flame

Ac6: some random hater

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