Have U Ever Fucking Ate Your Couch?

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

My friend Rita has been harassed by TERFs, and bullied by Tumblr staff for the better half of a year now. Afew hours ago they nuked her off the website after threatening her with the FBI

the "threat of violence" in question:

Rita's name has been dragged in the mud and the literal CEO of tumblr decided to join in too.

please consider helping her out. she's a disabled sex worker just trying to get by and anything you give would go a long way.

paypal / cashapp: £moirahopz

Why did this show up on the 16th why

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

So happy for you!

Cracking ŋəggs: Ðe Trans N.A.E. Announcement

Hey. N.A.E. here. For ðose who don't know, N.A.E. stands for "Nondescript Autistic Enby", which was my Tumblr moniker for as long as ðis blog has been posting (since late January 2023). Being nonbinary was my whole identity for as long as I can remember. I cherished my Xe/They pronouns for a few monþs now. However, ðis all changed yesterday.

For context, Agma Schwa, also known as Nguh or ŋə, is a linguistics YouTuber specializing in constructed languages (conlangs for short), and cursed ones at ðat. Now, Nguh has a Discord server for people to talk about conlanging and more. One of ðe mods on ðe Nguhcord (as I call it), Seo (short for Seo Reade Henn, Old English for Ðe Red Hen), is trans herself, and in today's VC (which is still going on), she said ðat "4 eggs were cracked yesterday", as she said. Now, I was observing ðe server yesterday, and at ðe time, 3 out of ðose 4 eggs were already cracked. Ðis made me þink ðat being male or even nonbinary is very fitting for me anymore. But I wasn't sure wiþ myself just yet, so I þought about it overnight.

Cut to around an hour ago. We join ðe VC on ðe Nguhcord, and ðen I finally say: "You know what? I have decided. I'm trans.

So, yeah. From "Nondescript Autistic Enby", real name Leonard, ðis is a goodbye. From now on, I... am "Nondescript Autistic T-Girl" (NATG for short), real name [N/A] (I haven't decided on a new real name yet). Þanks.

(New PFP and Banner to commemorate me finally realizing ðat I'm trans below)

TLDR:

Red or yellow is moon near horizon.

Blue moon is dusty particles in atmosphere.

Purple moon is we have no idea

Pink moon is when it comes close to earth during April.

Blood moons are when a lunar eclipse occurs.

Colors of the Moon : What color is the Moon? It depends on the night. Outside of the Earth’s atmosphere, the dark Moon, which shines by reflected sunlight, appears a magnificently brown-tinged gray. Viewed from inside the Earth’s atmosphere, though, the moon can appear quite different. The featured image highlights a collection of apparent colors of the full moon documented by one astrophotographer over 10 years from different locations across Italy. A red or yellow colored moon usually indicates a moon seen near the horizon. There, some of the blue light has been scattered away by a long path through the Earth’s atmosphere, sometimes laden with fine dust. A blue-colored moon is more rare and can indicate a moon seen through an atmosphere carrying larger dust particles. What created the purple moon is unclear – it may be a combination of several effects. The last image captures the total lunar eclipse of 2018 July – where the moon, in Earth’s shadow, appeared a faint red – due to light refracted through air around the Earth. Today there is not only another full moon but a total lunar eclipse visible to observers in North and South America – an occurrence that may lead to some unexpected lunar colorings. via NASA

Proud to say that I've just moved in, population is now 28 people

Hey

You

Yes you

I bring information

Tumblr?

Yeah apparently it actually exists

But it's likely really niche

Probably has like.....27 users

I bet you I'll get notes from all 27 users. :)

“and the universe said…”

Whenever the porn bits happen to me, I report them too. Otherwise, I'd stick with blocking them.

Hello! How are you? Just thought I'd check up on you

Quick fun fact: You are the reason I joined Tumblr and I absolutely love it here! Thanks for showing me the magical and chaotic world of Tumblr, I feel right at home :D

Fantastic, welcome to Tumblr! Happy to have brought you here! ^_^

People have been telling me that a lot, I don't know why that is. I guess I just have a really good reading voice? XD

@codasylph I feel like blocking does enough, but I have started seeing once in a while bots that have Liked my post, and when I click on their profile, it leads me to a blog that has literal porn on it. 0_0 Before then, I had NEVER stumbled upon Tumblr porn like that. I thought they got rid of all that! So I instantly report that stuff.

@dragon-furry-art Just about every day. I don't know how any of your questions come to your minds, or why you want answers from me of all people. Why do you want to know my favorite food or animal or game or character? What will you do with that information? Why is it so important to you to know the answer? I will never know. XD

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

January was a tough year but we made it