Reblog If You Want Star Platinum To Tuck You Into Bed At Night And Stay Beside You Until He’s Sure

maybe date the boy of pink hair and stitched mouths. “maybe”, if he exists. try to find him first, follow to trail of unsolved murders until you make it to his hometown of ashes. ask his mother while youre there, she knows his habits, she spent years under his floorboards unable to speak. find him. look him in the overly large eyes. notice his shaking hands, with skin that looks stretched and wrong. hold him. he needs comfort. date the man with the peculiar pink hairstyle you find in the street one day, or maybe dont date him, as he drags you in the alleyway and slams something blunt against your head.

he hates being touched more than anything, you know.

This hurts me in ways I can’t express properly.

why call it a rokakaka when you have an extensive list of names that are 100x better:

http://chowder.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Food

Date a strange kind of woman.

Actor: So what role are you playing in your scene?

Me: Macaroni.

Actor: ... Excuse me?

Me: Macaroni. You know, the king of Scotland.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

they banned jotaro kujo from the marine biologist list

So if sailors and fishermen are men of the sea, normal people are men of the land, surfers are part of the middle ground, then what are people with aspirations to work with the ocean?

Hmm, while I find people who try to keep a foot in both worlds simultaneously somewhat detestable, perhaps it is reasonable for one to devote different stages of their life to each of the sides

It’s back

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

Does anybody think Ozone Baby’s Stand ability has something to do with pressure? Because that’s what I thought when I saw it. Things like earaches, nosebleeds, odd sounds (usually caused by dislocating air) and (in extreme cases) physical displacement are pretty common in rapid changes in pressure.