US Helplines:

*Unus Annus Fandom Crying all day yesterday*

Unus Annus fandom today:

If you’re a man putting on his first binder, tux, button-up

If you’re a woman putting on her first gaff, skirt, bra

If you’re nonbinary and putting on that certain thing you could never wear as a “cis person”

If you’re trans in any way and taking your very first steps toward presenting as your true gender

I am so incredibly proud of you.

HE WAS DOING SO GOOD

I’ve always been quite safe when it comes to my clothing options. I just wear black jeans, a bright t-shirt with something zany on it, but I thought maybe it’s time for a change (insp)

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: [on the ground, covered in bread buns]

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱: heh. check out the buns on that guy.

𝗮𝗯𝗲, 𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿: THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE, THE JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱: [pulls out gun] I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason