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GUESS WHO'S PARENTS ARE OFFICIALLY 100 PERCENT DIVORCED

Instead of trying to replace an ableist and incorrect usage of intensive though (e.g "the intrusive thoughts won tonight") to mean impulsive behaviour with the term "impulsive thoughts" (which is clunky because it obviously still draws from intrusive thoughts and is similar enough for people to not notice or know the difference, is still ableist as this is also a medical term, and self-contradictory, as any impulsive thoughts are not necessarily harmful in a way that works for the meme), I suggest we start referring to it as The Impulse. Capital letters and all.

Arguments:

- draws on the popular internet slang expression of The Horrors (unspecific but commonly experienced life struggles of both psychological and material original), and is therefore not connected to the ableist misuse of instructive thoughts;

- additionally, implies the existence of universal human experience with The Impulse, in a similar way humans universally can experience The Horrors, and therefore inclusive of all;

- also implies the existence of The Impulse entity which, according to individual interpret, can be anything yet immediately relatable to other people;

- is literally just funnier than both intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts in that context;

- sounds ominous enough to use in ominous situations.

Example of use:

"bro let The Impulse win 💀"

"The Impulse won tonight (dyed my hair at 3 am)"

"The Impulse telling me to call my ex [insert reaction picture]"

"can't let The Impulse win this one"

You can also smack at ™ there, implying that The Impulse™ is well known enough to be trademarked and widely recognisable, which I think is cool.

School ppl: so we won't make prom royalty slow dance w each other :)

Prom Queen and Prom Princess: dances w each other instead

Why do so many neurologists suck bro. I'm so glad I'm getting a new one

Shout out to people who are frustrated with their mobility aids:

People who need more supportive aids than they have.

People who need less supportive aids than they have.

People who need a custom mobility aid but can't access it.

People whose family/caretaker(s)/doctor(s) are preventing them from getting best aid for them.

People whose mobility aids are broken and can't be easily fixed or replaced.

People who have the right mobility aid for them but face a lot of inaccessibility.

People with big, noisy, or otherwise attention-grabbing aids that draw unwanted attention.

People whose mobility aids cause pain, fatigue, or other symptom increases that can't be remedied.

It's ok to have mixed or negative feelings about your specific mobility aid or about needing an aid in general. Expressing frustration about your aid isn't being ungrateful or setting back progress in disability acceptance. It's normal to be frustrated when you're being prevented from living the life you want to live.

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Lol so I was looks at YouTube videos and one of them the title mentioned the "hot coworker" and I knew the game so I was like "creator made him hot on purpose don't fall for it" and then immediately after thought "lol me when I meet a hot person irl" lmao. So anyway. I need to go back to therapy

I can always tell when teachers have kids of their own bc I always make them switch from teacher mode to parent mode. Earlier today, my pe teacher was said his normal chill "Have a good one" to my classmate, then I walk by defaulting to my whispery please-don't-yell-at-me voice and he immediately is all like "Yeah ^-^ You have a good day kid :)" like sir u have a toddler don't u.

Drinking alcohol with a cut on the inside of your cheek is an extreme sport

Love when bringing up legitimate concerns is labeled as making up excuses. "You need to at least try and do what the doctor says," mf the doctor is telling me to injure myself.