I found a whole collection of these in my notes app so heres more of my ramblings
Sage is really good at sudoku
Jett and Phoenix somehow convinced Omen that he’s an octopus
Viper had to reassure Omen that he is in fact not an octopus
Raze is a really good cook but lacks any patience for it
Cypher leaves little presents in front of the agents rooms on their birthdays
No one told Cypher their birthday he just knows
Viper has built up immunity to several poisons
When Gekko fell asleep after playing games Brim made sure to throw a blanket over him
Gekko also once called Brim a GOAT and just laughed when Brim got confused
Chamber gets mocked a lot for being French (rightly so) and even Sage finds it too funny to make anyone stop
Jett has used her powers to catch birds before
Yoru is trans (my reasoning: i am trans nd i think he’s neat)
Sage taught herself a lot about medicine and now everyone in the protocol assumes she’s been to medical school
Skye and Deadlock go birdwatching together during their hikes
Christmas really isn’t a big deal in the protocol but they’ll have a slightly nicer meal to somewhat celebrate
Most/all of the agents have special things they’ll do for their own cultures holidays and celebrations
Guys I crave the rot
I stared at my laptop for like 10 mins figuring out how i was gonna order this
Glalaxsea (Astra x Harbor)
A solid 9/10 overall
10/10 ship name
Very simple and very sweet
Nothing too interesting
forget the moon and the sun its moon and sea no i will not be told otherwise
(the moon and the sea fell in love but were separated and now the sea tries to reach for the moon and thats why we have waves is the story behind it btw)
Reyge (Reyna x Sage)
An easy 10/10
7/10 ship name
its good but theres better ya know
The fluff and angst potential is so good
Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)
7/10 ship
oh my god 10/10 ship name
the amount of angst that drips from this ship is delicious
viper falling hard only to find out abt everett lind nd what chambers done
fuck buddies but viper falls in love only to get her heart broken
i like them sad
Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)
10/10 ship imo
ship name is mid im so sorry 2/10
gf's who are afraid of their radiance learning control and acceptance from each other
yes pls
i think they take naps together
Yorunix (Yoru x Pheonix)
a healthy 9/10 ship
yorunix is 1/10 riftfire is 6/10 firewalker (which is what i call them) 10/10
Yoru is so in love with Phoenix and he is very mad about it
Phoenix is oblivious
I just think they love each other
Cyberowl (Sova/Cypher)
7/10 imo but its also one of my favs
8/10 ship name since i think it's pretty dope
*quietly chants in your ear* rivals to lovers rivals to lover rivals to-
Cypher had a wife but still has negative rizz and Sova is a useless homosexual
you know im right
Yokye (Yoru x Skye)
pls don't hurt me for this but 2/10
pretty good ship name tho 8/10
yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i just don't really like it at all as a ship
i can see why it's just....
MOVING SWIFTLY ON
Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)
10/10 and i will not be taking critism
10/10 ship name
adhd x autism
both of them aggressively pined for ages
useless lesbians fr
nothin more to say rlly
Viper x Reyna (I have no idea what their ship name is i'm sorry)
8/10 overall
i dont know what they're ship name is but i'm assuming it's good
THE ANGST MMMMMMMMMMM
get outa here with your enemies to lovers they're enemies and lovers
A lot of hatefucking im not gonna lie to you
fuck being a normal member of society I am going to start rot posting
They’re love language is napping. If anyone in the protocol is looking for Fade or Neon and they cant find either of them they’re usually away cuddling somewhere.
Neon likes to get up early to go running and Fades clings onto her for dear life because Neon's warm
It took them a while to get close physically (hand holding, cuddling, ect) since Neon was so afraid that she’d hurt Fade
Fade is fucking hopeless in the kitchen. Before the protocol she survived purely off of instant noodles, coffee, and whatever she could find at the nearest store.
Neon moves A LOT in her sleep so Fade usually wakes up to see her girlfriend half off the bed with a leg in Fades face.
Fade knows all the names of Neon’s teddys
Fade tells Neon stories about the stray cats she befriended back in Türkiye
Neon fell first but Fade fell harder
They take bubble baths together and one of them always ends up falling asleep
FadeShockStorm hcs:
Fade and Neon got together first but they both had a bit of a crush on Jett
Jett, at first, only thought she had a crush on Neon but Fade started subtly flirting and Jett just melted
Whenever they all share a bed Fade is in the middle, Jetts snuggled up to her and Neon is just sprawled across them
Neon and Jett call it their Fade sandwich
Jett gets flustered super easily and Fade finds it hilarious
It was actually Fade that invited Jett into their relationship (after talking it through w/ Neon ofc)
Whenever one of them is on their period it’s just top tier pampering from the other two
If two of them are out on a mission the one left at base will send the other two some spicy pics and enjoy their reaction once they get back
Fade got so offended when Jett called her mirror a weirdo and Neon had to step in and be like but u r a weirdo babe??
I just think they all love each other
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
I was on reddit earlier (first mistake) trying to find some good/interesting character analysis on namgyu and maybe thanos too but the way people talk abt him is so odd?????
Like the first post I saw was someone saying how they think Namgyu was a serial killer before joining the games (i heavily disagree with this) and every reason they listed as to why they thought this could just as easily be applied to thanos... he was laughing/smiling when he killed someone? Thanos caused the death of three people whilst smiling after being splattered by the blood of a woman he'd just been trying to get with. He's narcissistic? brother look at Thanos.
"Oh but thanos was on drugs he didn't know what he was doing"
the only time Namgyu goes out of his way to kill people he has just lost the closest thing he has to a friend inside the games and is on twice the amount of drugs that thanos was taking throughout the games.
A knee ways imo they're both as bad as eachother and people should stop treating one of them like an evil murder junkie whilst trying to claim the other did nothing wrong.
Some old stuff i've drawn (some of these are kinda old hence quality diffs)
i think abt val a lot// He/Him// 17// i mostly post theories/headcannons I have for valorant
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