Thecuri0uscat - A Roaming Cat

based on a real convo with my brother where he played subnautica and my ass thought of obey me

Incorrect Quotes #2

Mc: “Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh”

Satan: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Lucifer: “What are you doing?”

Mc: “Letting out our internal screaming.”

Satan: *screams harder at Lucifer*

Lucifer: *sigh* “of course that’s what this is.”

Mc: *snorts* “Ahhhh”

Mc: *smacks a block of cheese on the counter at Purgatory Hall* “Cheese.”

Luke: “Huh?!”

Solomon having been old enough to know what Vine is: *wheeze*

Simeon: *stands there confused* “What?”

Mc: “Lucifer!”

Lucifer: “yes Mc?”

Mc: “Luciii!”

Lucifer: “Is there something you need Mc?”

Mc: “No, I just want to say your name in as many different and weird ways as possible Luci-Goosey”

Lucifer: “…”

Mc: “Lucifucker, sushifer, LuciFUR, Lucifella, LuLu, LuLuBirb,”

Lucifer: “Mc… why?”

"I couldn't forget."

its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses

plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:

ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)

YOU CAN FINALLY PICK ED AND LYCA IN THE PROLOGUE!!

RANDOM POST OF MY INTERESTS

COMMENT : I'm making this because I just felt silly like that. :3>

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☆ Video Games!!!

+ Obey Me

- Obey Me! Nightbringer

+ Genshin Impact

- Honkai : Star Rail

+ Mystic Messenger

- Dangerous Fellows

+ Crush Crush

- Blush Blush

+ Ensemble Stars Music

- Twisted Wonderland

( There Is So Much More )

☆ Sweets!!!

+ Pudding

☆ Drawing!!!

- I like to draw anime

+ I want to be an animator

☆ Poetry, Quotes, Reading!!!

☆ Animals!!!

- Cats

+ Dogs

☆ Learning, learning specific topics, learning new things!!!

- Shifting Realities

☆ Anime!!!

+ Haikyuu!!

- Tokyo Revengers

+ MHA ( I stay away from the fandom )

- JJK

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COMMENT #2 : I tend to stay away from fandoms, toxic communities, and shipping. ( Excluding self-shipping ) So please do not associate me with fandoms and what they do!

Satan : prove it

Mc : prove what?

Satan : prove that you can tell who's coming based on their foot steps

Mc : Well, it sounds like Luke is moving quickly twords us while Simeon is following much calmer

Luke : *busts into the room* Mc!

Mc : see I told you

Lucifer : Hmm, that's rather impressive

Mc : Thanks, it's a trauma response

Lucifier : It's a what...

today i took diced green peppers, seasoned them with salt and fresh black pepper and baked it at 8000 degrees for 22 hours. i make this whenever i want pile of smoldering ash.