Thecryptideinthecorner - Say_hello_to_the_cryptide

the template would later branch out to any negative word, but the original naming scheme for sith lords was darth + a negative word starting with 'in', with the front cut off. e.g. Darth (In)vader, Darth (In)sidious, etc. in a return to tradition, my star wars property centres the fearsome Darth Cestuous

The most satisfying thing in the world

my favorite category of ship: taking characters from a stereotypically originally predominantly male fanbase and puting them in a tender loving domestic queer relationship

Today's Seal Is: The Obstacle

It's the third time I see this on my dash so I feel like I had to comment. Like seriously... you put Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen together in a nude torture scene and then you complain that it's getting kinky ? Girl...

bro...what we could have had..

The last piece of media I consume was nbc hannibal and I need someone to dogsit/petsit/housesit.

Thank you for the service Will Graham ! I know my dog's gonna be good at least ! (I may die, but we won'ttalk about this)

You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

So I bought some stuff at Tora-con and one of them was this Doflamingo figure that I thought looked super badass.

and then i opened it and cannot stop laughing 

the fuCKING LEGS.

SOMEONE TAKE THIS TOY AWAY FROM ME.

what is the meaning of life pls

Gay sex and punching Facsists

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"