I'm Not A Lesbian, I Am A Dick Repulsive Queer. I Like Woman, I Like Man, I Like Whatever Is In Between

Kakashi : Are you seeing anyone?

Iruka : Oh, yes. *Iruka winks at the weird clown that resides on the very edge of his peripheral vision at all times.*

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

If we’re mutuals and I’ve ever dmed you please know it takes so much out of me to talk to people and you should consider yourself very cool for making me want to cross that threshold and if we’re mutuals and I’ve never dmed you please know it takes so much out of me to talk to people and that I probably think you’re the coolest person ever and every time I like your posts it’s me wishing I had the nerve to actually interact with you. Basically if we’re mutuals please know I love you

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

Obviously Konoha demonstrably has no anti-fraternization laws so I always think it’s hilarious when people try to make it a Thing in fic like girl you think the Hokage gives a shit if a random jonin and chunin are fucking? They have bigger child soldiers to fry

Lesbianism inspired again by @summerhighlandfalls

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When you suspect that someone you follow is also Brazilian so now you're trying to confirm your suspects and it feels like this