I’m Back On My The Altogether Bullshit

I text my friends about Polygon an awful lot.

Best of Awful Squad for @raventaire

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conversations that probably happened

bdg several months ago: im gonna grow a moustache so i can do a video about waluigi and dramatically shave it off

everyone at polygon who are just as unhinged as bdg: fuck yeah long con

sir?????????? SIR????????

one horrible drawing before i sleep

@ brian: are you... are you doing okay?????

If you could get an honest answer to one question from any Polygon employee (past or present), what would you ask?

“I bore this burden. For you.”

Editing Unraveled episodes to look like different types of media: “I read all 337 books in Skyrim so that you don’t have to” as a found footage horror tape.

if this gets at least 5 notes, I will put this image on a personalized fanny pack for this year’s marching band season.