Files Spiral Around Him, Glowing Ethereal Electric Green, A Whirlwind Not Unalike To Leaves Whipped Up

psychic: *reads my mind*

me: what’s the opposite of low? (High!) And what do you call this part? (Knees!) Put ‘em together, it’s addition time - (Knee highs!) - No, high knees… Get ‘em up high, and then up even higher - it’s not a lot to do. Show me your dreams, your sky high desires! You have to get your knees so high like a plane! High like a mountain! High like a stoner, 420! (don’t do drugs.) High like a very tall building where the elevator ride makes you dizzy, don’t get in a tizzy, just knees up, knees up, knees up, don’t stop, sharks have to keep on swimming or they die. Knees up, knees up, knees up, don’t stop - up to your shoulders, up to your eye! Keep on going, but look at this graph, and see the truth. The answer is so simple it’ll make you laugh - the higher you can get your knees, the more you succeed! The more you are liked! More, more, more! (Correlation is positive.) More self esteem, I can walk into a room and say “Hey, look at me - yes, you - look at me! I’m great, and smart, and nice, and we should go on a date! I’ll pick you up at eight!” Sorry that was forward… Wait… Yeah? Cool, alright, sweet! Yeah… I’ll- I’ll see you then! (ohhhhhhhhhh!) Knees up, knees up, knees up, knees up, she said yes ‘cause my knees are high - also ‘cause I got this twinkle in my eye! I’m so happy I could die, but the higher I can get my knees, the more I succeed! The more I am liked! More, more, more! (I can’t believe you got a date.) My moves are good, and I’m proud and I’m pretty, and I’m feeling really good in Baltimore city, and my mood is high, just like my knittys, and you wanna know why? ‘Cause I’m doin’ my ditty! It’s high knees, high knees, high knees, high knees, h

psychic: what the fuck

I couldn’t help myself.  It kept echoing in my brain.

WHITE PEOPLE REBLOG THIS ONE:

when you are in public with your black friend/friends DO NOT make jokes, or loud jokes about crime. do not yell at people when you are walking down the street, do not make jokes about robbing or stealing. YOU might be able to make those jokes by yourself, but when you are in presence of a black person, the effects can be DIRE.  

thinking about how when brian wrote the original see the day he didn’t know where he would be today

lmao ty for your kind tags I appreciate it

yw!!! you can do it :>

BDG Outfit Rates Vol. 1

(Cuz you know he would have killed it at the Met Gala.)

An anon wanted it…that’s the ONLY reason this blog is rapidly becoming a Polygon fashion fan account.

“Bury Me in this Outfit I’m Extremely Serious”

Honestly why do people wear black suits when they could wear blue suits all the time??? Why wear a plain shirt when you could wear florals??? Very good outfit that can withstand a very active dream ballet. infinity/10

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[id: Five gifs of Patrick Gill and Brian David Gilbert dancing together in various Polygon videos and streams. Patrick is a tall, thin white man with chin-length brown hair and glasses. Brian is a thin white man with floppy brown hair and glasses. GIF 1: Pat and Brian perform a synchronized dance together during Unraveled Live. GIF 2: Brian and Pat link arms, dancing side to side while sitting on the G&G couch. GIF 3: Brian and Pat squat and shake their hips in synchronization in front of a green screen Tetris backdrop. GIF 4: Brian and Pat step-touch side to side while Pat holds a laptop. GIF 5: Pat and Brian dance wildly in front of an Unraveled backdrop in an all-black room.]

Sister and I discussing the implications of Travis answering one small question very differently, and wondering how Griffin would have handled it.

hey um,,, i learned how to use audacity’s time shift tool to make this because i thought it would hurt a lot but be viscerally...

feel like pure shit just want to wake up tomorrow morning with eyelids of lead have someone pull up the blankets to cover my head and think i might be dreaming or i might be dead but my heaven is fl