i cant stop thinking about this. they have the same exact fucking energy
I text my friends about Polygon an awful lot.
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psychic: *reads my mind*
me: what’s the opposite of low? (High!) And what do you call this part? (Knees!) Put ‘em together, it’s addition time - (Knee highs!) - No, high knees… Get ‘em up high, and then up even higher - it’s not a lot to do. Show me your dreams, your sky high desires! You have to get your knees so high like a plane! High like a mountain! High like a stoner, 420! (don’t do drugs.) High like a very tall building where the elevator ride makes you dizzy, don’t get in a tizzy, just knees up, knees up, knees up, don’t stop, sharks have to keep on swimming or they die. Knees up, knees up, knees up, don’t stop - up to your shoulders, up to your eye! Keep on going, but look at this graph, and see the truth. The answer is so simple it’ll make you laugh - the higher you can get your knees, the more you succeed! The more you are liked! More, more, more! (Correlation is positive.) More self esteem, I can walk into a room and say “Hey, look at me - yes, you - look at me! I’m great, and smart, and nice, and we should go on a date! I’ll pick you up at eight!” Sorry that was forward… Wait… Yeah? Cool, alright, sweet! Yeah… I’ll- I’ll see you then! (ohhhhhhhhhh!) Knees up, knees up, knees up, knees up, she said yes ‘cause my knees are high - also ‘cause I got this twinkle in my eye! I’m so happy I could die, but the higher I can get my knees, the more I succeed! The more I am liked! More, more, more! (I can’t believe you got a date.) My moves are good, and I’m proud and I’m pretty, and I’m feeling really good in Baltimore city, and my mood is high, just like my knittys, and you wanna know why? ‘Cause I’m doin’ my ditty! It’s high knees, high knees, high knees, high knees, h
psychic: what the fuck
the trumpet solo in the new version of ladybug breathe if you agree
naming your dnd characters brand names is peak comedy
pat hill
(i blame @funkybeyondbelief for this bullshittery)
we all know the perfect pokerap is a gesamtkunstwerk but may i present to you:
the perfect pokerap is a what hell yeah what
burger taking blurryish video of dasha trying to cook and miserably failing (bonus if the smoke alarm goes off) with the ratatouille music in the background
lately i’ve been thinking about the cybergang having a shared tik tok account and it’s just the best thing to think about when i’m sad
i finished rewatching dances moving for the hundredth time and im going to ignore this crushing sense of loneliness and endless sobbing and instead say that declan deserves the world