Snoopy Is Back At It Again Eating 37 Human Femurs, Merry Christmas Everyone

"nina simone isn't overrated she was a major 20th century artist" no. you're wrong. she is underrated until every man woman and child on this goddamn earth loves her music

psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

mjp

when my guitar is in the living room

it knows it isn't played.

my guitar is in the dining room

it sits there- dusted and frayed.

when my guitar is in the bedroom

being touched by an unfamiliar style

or sits alone in solitude

knowing it won't be played

for a very long while.

Hi, I'm sorry for reblogging that Octonauts post so much it just hit my autism

u gotta go where the 'tism calls‼️

"by gathering the sum of their consequences in the domain of their intelligence, by seizing and noting all their aspects, by outling their universe." what the fuck does that mean you philosophical baguette eater

 In spite of her money

and her evening fur coat

 I did not envy her riches

nor her Brazilian wooded boat.

 I did not envy her dress

at the scarlet evening mass

 nor did I dazzle- upon her watch

and watch the hands tickle pass.

 I did not wish to be greeted

before everyone else, by the host

 nor given fine wine by paid actors

addressing me with titles, worthy of a boast!

 The glowing eyes of those waiters

who wished the be the money they served

 who wished to wear those sharp trimmed suits

instead of handing out hors d'oeuvres.

 I see the moths- the men and girls

that flutter, in dim light

 with their royal, east egg money

those rich red parties, warm summer nights.

 I see blue eyes, I see sinners

we watch them drink away.

 We do not envy their scarlet coats

nor their drunken, wasted days.

man i love redrawn old paintings

Stanford Pines and his brother Stanley

enough chit chat. whats everyones favorite dinosaur