Shredded To Pieces By Ancient Eldritch Forces.

This is gold

swatch is cool and suave and handsome and one time they touched a mouse and they were SO brave about it

When you told me that Helluva Boss's 7th episode has both original Fizz and the Prince of Lust himself, I wasn't expecting anything soft, but

THAT'S SOFT???

I don't know what to do with this information.

Come play Elden Ring, we have:

Terrifying goddes of rot, snek, and a mother #×&>[*÷ dragon.

Also

Accursed lord of Leyndell, J A R, and literally a furry.

Chandelure.

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i’m getting goddamn kung pow penised bugsnax version

Well, do you?

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

what a weird bird

I'm gonna be honest with you, the humanized face makes it creepier.

The EMMI in Dread kept giving me Blame! safeguard vibes so why not give it a cute little face for a more warm and tender human connection 🙂