Nobody:

My brain at 3 am: ITS BEEN TEN YEARS

Halfway through Wuthering Heights. Heathcliff is getting on my nerves, Catherine is getting on my nerves, Nelly is getting on my nerves, EVERY character is getting on my nerves. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

:(

Drumbot Brian: Welcome back punks and rebels you’re listening to Radio Free Ilium broadcasting wherever we can on whatever frequencies we can hack

:)

all i need is byron

girl (or boy) help, my raging bisexuality is raging.

Count Dracula walked so that Peter Parker could run

the narrator from camus’ the stranger is that you?

Babe wake up! New Daredevil mask just dropped.

Can we do Dracula Daily but like via mail?

Reading Le Myth de Sisyphe and going “what the hell my guy” every line.