ALEX HIRSCH POSTED BILL CIPHER VALENTINES. JOE PITT DREW THEM. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THEY DID

He wants that cookie so effing bad

In light of recent events,

My internal monologue while editing this was “Make It Worse Make It Worse Make It Worse”

presented without comment

Why’d you write it like this Bill

but even statues crumble if they’re made to wait.

I’m so afraid…

…I sealed my fate

….no sign of soulmates

Today marks exactly five years since I sat down in a theater and experienced Star Wars: The Last Jedi for the first time. Five years later, I feel even more grateful for this movie, and the hope and inspiration it continues to bring me. Rian Johnson, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, thank you for bringing my favorite story of all time to life. I cannot thank you enough.

“Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you’ll never make it through the night.”

SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK OF BILL – MY STORY SECTION, MEET THE CREW PAGE

THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT THIS IS JHESELBRAUM. SAME EYES, SAME LIPS, SAME HOOD, HER ENTRY SAYS SHE’S THE SMARTEST ONE AND FIGURED OUT SOMETHING THAT HAD TO DO WITH PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

I had worried they’d make her not be purple

I think this version is cute, though. She looks vaguely froglike. But we don’t know that it’s her

bill cipher writing his stupid triangle book for the past 7 years

Sleep Soundly

My anti-stress doodle turned into this. Two OTPs in one pic XD

Hands

I’ve been making up lore about Jheselbraum since fall 2022, so I’m writing it down and documenting it before The Book of Bill comes out just in case

I imagine she’s about 8-8.5 ft tall and her skin is purple; this isn’t canon, but most fanartists draw her this way. In my personal headcanons/lore, Jheselbraum Adastra was born as a mostly regular person in Dimension 52, with a twin sister. They were good friends and had happy lives, until Bill Cipher attacked Dimension 52 in their mid-20s. With no barrier to hold Bill in, he did a great amount of harm to their dimension. Jheselbraum and her twin joined a rebel group and fought Bill for about a year. Eventually, they devised a plan to defeat Bill by forcing him back into the rift. Her sister was plan B – she’d built something like an early quantum destabilizer, with different technology. The rebels’ plan works somewhat, but not well enough, so her sister confronts Bill on a mountaintop as he struggles to stay in the dimension. Not wanting to risk another failure, she overloads the machine (it’s powered with some kind of light magic). Despite Bill’s truthful warnings, she shoots him with it, blasting him back through the rift. It instantly explodes, killing her and destroying the top of the mountain. The fight is over, but Jheselbraum is devastated. She knows of the Axolotl, and immediately invokes him to reincarnate her sister. She builds a temple to him on top of the mountain where her twin died, hoping this will help (there’s a large, roughly flat surface there after the explosion), and soon creates the zodiac prophecy as a way to defeat Bill (this is how she eventually knew about Ford and his mission). Jheselbraum holds this grudge against Bill for a billion years. She becomes more and more powerful in order to defend her home again if necessary, makes herself immortal, and waits.