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Why do so many people want to fuck a triangle?

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1 year ago

I may start tagging Bill-related things as “triangle beam” (I am beaming the triangle at all of you) (my best friend would like to stop being Triangle Beamed)


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1 year ago

There are 14 HOURS LEFT on this poll. As of writing, Bill is losing, but it is VERY CLOSE at 49.7% to 50.3%. Even two or three votes could flip this back!! Please vote ADOPT

thebookofbill - ∞

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1 year ago

to me these fuckers are like gods blessing for traumatized neurodivergent people who have been ostracized all their lives and have so so much anger in them and struggle to cope

To Me These Fuckers Are Like Gods Blessing For Traumatized Neurodivergent People Who Have Been Ostracized
To Me These Fuckers Are Like Gods Blessing For Traumatized Neurodivergent People Who Have Been Ostracized

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10 months ago
I HAVE THE BOOK OF BILL!!!!!!!

I HAVE THE BOOK OF BILL!!!!!!!

I came into the store at 10am as soon as they opened, and everybody liked my shirt (which had Bill on it)! Everyone was really nice and I HAVE THE BOOK I’M SO EXCITED TO READ IT


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1 year ago

Because Jheselbraum only appears in Journal 3, there is no official pronunciation for her name that I know of. I assumed it was pronounced like Jee-sel (rhyming with easel), but I’ve heard other people pronouncing it as Jez-el (rhyming with bezel). I’m curious about how common both pronunciations are. It’s okay if you aren’t familiar with her, just answer for how you’d say her name.


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1 year ago

I recreated Taylor Swift’s 5 stages of grief playlists on Spotify 🤍✨

Denial: I Love You, It’s Ruining My Life Songs

Anger: You Don’t Get to Tell Me About Sad Songs

Bargaining: Am I Allowed to Cry? Songs

Depression: Old Habits Die Screaming Songs

Acceptance: I Can Do It With a Broken Heart Songs


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1 year ago

As an autistic person who has trouble understanding social cues and tones I would be terrified to be bill’s friend 

He'd be hell even for neurotypicals to decipher. No matter how he's feeling, any time you look at him he's like,

Drawing of bill cipher floating in space and staring at the viewer. He has a blank inscrutable stare that expresses no particular emotion.

Imagine you've lived your whole life riding by on the ability to effortlessly guess how everyone's feeling based on their facial expression. Then you meet a guy who's a sentient 👁️ emoji. But the face never changes. What do you do with that. What the fuck do you do with that. He's just,

A close-up on Bill's eye from the previous picture, with a slight chromatic aberration effect.

Interpret his mood wrong and you die.


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