I’m Sitting There Trying To Gently Calm Bill Down And Talk To Him. I Have A Magnifying Glass, Camera,

These are the space cookies, if anyone was curious

I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this

I HAVE THE BOOK OF BILL!!!!!!!

I came into the store at 10am as soon as they opened, and everybody liked my shirt (which had Bill on it)! Everyone was really nice and I HAVE THE BOOK I’M SO EXCITED TO READ IT

As the old Gravity Falls legend goes…

 whether you’re naughty OR nice, a jolly little triangle will break into your house and eat all your food (and leave you spiders and nightmares if you’re lucky)

I can’t fucking believe this. “I have a very important relationship in my life with Bill” “Is Ford gonna find anyone else in the multiverse that strokes his ego as well as me?” “Our will-they-or-won’t-they-take-over-the-universe relationship” Bill and Ford I know what you are

say it's me that you want to dismember

Wow I wonder why this post is popular again

I can’t fucking believe this. “I have a very important relationship in my life with Bill” “Is Ford gonna find anyone else in the multiverse that strokes his ego as well as me?” “Our will-they-or-won’t-they-take-over-the-universe relationship” Bill and Ford I know what you are

[181] Is that a “Sponge Bob?”

Based on this tweet!

[118] “Find me standing all alone, open-eyed...” (1/3)

I am a very lucky person (and a collector who is obsessed with Gravity Falls)

:3c