Hey Babe Are Yous A Gargoyle Because Yous The Only Goyle Id Gargle

people wanting men to wear crop tops and then being grossed out at happy trails. you fool thats the point of men wearing crop tops

Every time someone complain about how "this choice is not moral, if you chose it/did this in this videogame you are a terrible person!" my mind plays this on repeat

 Being poly is like having roommates, but you don’t feel awkward after you kiss, or do the deed with them 

ARTHUR BENNETT

look it's him it's him

Playing Mario kart Wii on the living room television at any time I will elaborate because they kick my ass every single time!! (Love ya bro

Ranking every time I can remember feeling gender euphoria off the top of my head!

Being called "bud" at a store: not bad, but the way the cashier said it made it clear she thought I was a kid. 4/10

Being called "ma'am" at a lake: the most feminine thing about me that day was having chin-length hair, so extra points for taking that swing. 5/10

Wearing a skirt for the first time: 7/10, only brought down because 1. Fishnets were weird texturally, and 2. It got me banned from a friend's house.

Hearing my own voice ever for the past 2 years: my casual vocal range has ended up between the points of "very deep voiced woman" at the high end and "raging faggot" at the low end. 10/10, I need to listen to myself talk more sometime.

Playing Mario Kart Wii on the living room television ever: 20/10. I will not elaborate.

That time my mom nearly filled out joint loan paperwork for both of us using my irl name instead of my deadname without realizing she couldn't do that: 8/10, ma'am you gave me the first name after your own father. I appreciate the support, but how did you forget this.

Have A Nice Day!

the thieves are stealin' kisses now, too

Just then op of was sniped in the back of the head.

I am normal and can be trusted with the concept of soulmates. I will not magnify the inherent incestual undertones of soulmates to a ridiculous degree. Now if you'd only let me explain to you how the concept of one soul splitting into two beings bears an undeniable similarity to a single fertilized egg splitting into two halves to grow into identical twins-