Day3: Toys

one time I was sleeping over at a friends house and they asked me if I had seen their cat this morning and I said “well what did you think I ate for breakfast?”

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

I made this because I have no self control. Enjoy!

The best part of driving: being able to drive your homies who can't drive themselves places.

A close second best part of driving: having the power to just Decide you're pulling over in the closest place you can when you see a stray kitten next to the busiest fucking intersection there is for a thirty mile radius.

New crack ship just dropped

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

good evening flowey nation

#This is the best thing a Tumblr has done absolutely 

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!